The Taylor Swift Makes Republican Men Crap Their Pants thread

Say what you want about his many, MANY flaws but Trump’s lizard brain knows when to walk away from a losing fight.

There is no, none, zero, nadda, zilch, ex-nay, nein, nyet, NO benefit whatsoever for Republicans to start a war with Taylor Swift.

Credit where it's due, trying to gaslight people into believing Taylor Swift likes or at least doesn't hate him is a much better strategy than trying to convince people to hate Taylor Swift just in case she publicly endorses Biden.

They’re all out of touch.
“Even Obama?”
“Especially Obama, doctor.”
This country is ran by senior citizens that should be in nursing homes. They make sure Gen X and Gen Z don’t get important committee assignments.

So I am taking it the KC Swifts won the gay as fuck burly men pile on the ball game.

Did Queen and awesome ruler swift come out and endorse Biden making him lord of the US like the repugs were afraid of?

I just want to know so I can report back to overlord Hello Kitty at Sanrio that our psy-op was successful and now Taylor and the US belong to the beloved cat of cuteness.

https://x.com/joebiden/status/1756888470599967000?s=46&t=iYW3foyqIA6Tn8VWwn3nwQ

He's a Republican in 2024.

That's reason enough in my book. :

It seems psy-op swifty trans america was a complete success. Taylor won the superbowl and word has it that between that and the copious amounts of trans in AB products thanks to our Bud Light people, the whole of the football loving america has been completely transed.

Yup, every Toxic male is now a little bitch. Why we did this, I do not know because OMFG there is so much bitchin going on, but we did it. They are all little bitches now. Yes, that includes @Uncle Albert and @Steal Your Face who will prove me absolutely correct by posting tons of little bitch posts.

Thank you Dylan and Taylor for your power, and at my command the Hello Kitty m30w brigade succesfully implemented the country wide SPNAK and life goes on pretty much as it was before.

Suck it up bitch boys and just try to prove me wrong by quitting your bitching.

I read somewhere the other day Republicans aren't statistically more likely to be pedos, they're just statistically more likely to have their hard drives searched because of all the other crimes they commit.

If she did, she was smart enough a) to be discreet enough not to get caught b) to not pull the "don't you know who I am" BS that Bobert did as she was getting kicked out for it c) to not deny that she did it when there was documentary proof and a number of witnesses who could confirm she did.

He's been declared bankrupt a few times, so either someone managed to persuade him that being bankrupt was actually winning, or he doesn't know that being seen as bankrupt is not normally considered a good thing.

Or they just did it and didn't tell him.

So I heard Taylor Swift-boated the Super Bowl

To be fair, I don't think he personally has declared bankruptcy....just a bunch of his businesses.

And I don't think he thinks of those bankruptcies as losing a fight, a retreat or anything like that.

I'm not sure I can think of a time when it seemed like Trump quit a losing fight. Maybe on birtherism and Obama, but he did so only after he doubled and tripled down. Pretty much he seems unable to admit a defeat.

Someone wrote a book/article on how in the early days of his rise, Trump was very insecure.
He kept asking people "am I going too far?" with the birther shit.
He's only brave when he's got yes-men egging him on.
Trump courage is like Mirrorverse/Terran courage, it's painted rust.

Same schtick as certain posters here... toss a bunch of shit, get called on it, change the subject and quietly hope everybody forgets/moves on to the next shenanigan.

He got much of his life-training from the infamous Roy Cohn. One of Cohn's lessons was to never admit you're wrong. I'd say he learned that one pretty well.

I am still wondering why Hobby Lobby started tossing truth bombs at their customers during the superbowl.

I was in a bar watching the game because I always go out with my gay friend on sundays for dinner. There is this commercial for people washing the feet of the obvious liberals and others. I am wondering who the fuck spent all that money to put it right into the faces of the right that Jesus wanted them to make peace and help the poor and freaky. Then I found out it was Hobby Lobby.

I get that a lot could have been done with that money, but why were they telling their people they are doing it wrong in the first place? That was in front of everyone.

I am still not shopping at hobby lobby, but that was pretty woke. They might want to put some metal detectors in their stores and worry about them burning down or something. Why did they stick their dick in that bees nest?

Maybe Taylor has super mind control powers and made them do it.

Whilst some on the Right do indeed hate the ad, the group behind it is firmly in lockstep with MAGA...

https://www.salon.com/2024/02/13/ho...hide-the-hate-that-fuels-the-christian-right/

That is dumb. Anyone who falls for something like that at this point needs to be allowed to go to the jesus people and take their punch in the face. We need to laugh at the right and point out their friends at hobby lobby just told them they are doing it wrong and not pretend there is some sinister master plan to this all to excuse that. This was hobby lobby telling all off their people it is important to accept others and to be humble to them and kind like jesus.

Salon is a bunch of idiots trying to make money by pretending there was anything other than an attack on Trumpanzee christians in that add. Let us not make excuses for hobby lobby that will continue to get them funding from the fundies.

Seems like a healthy attitude for a powerful public servant in a democracy to have.

Fred Trump's fetid ballsack already took care of that little detail.