A thread where Ancalagon makes a man being strangled to death about himself

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Ancalagon, Jan 26, 2024.

  1. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    This explains uncle Albert.
  2. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    I haven't killed anyone yet, but I am accepting applications.
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  3. MikeH92467

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    Nothing explains Aunt Alice. :brood:
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  4. matthunter

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    There is no explaining UA that doesn't involve the dark laughter of mad, cackling Gods.

    That's not meant to big him up, lest his dick twitch at the thought.

    I wouldn't wish that on Jenee.
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  5. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Getting back on topic....

    Well, at least you didn't whip out an acoustic guitar, and sing a horrible 90's-sounding song about it.
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  6. MikeH92467

    MikeH92467 RadioNinja

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    Definitetly a grunge anthem in the making... :brood:
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  7. Tuckerfan

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  8. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    I'm sure the reasons are qwhite illuminating :spock:
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  9. RickDeckard

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    This. If you're going to have the death penalty, there are lots of ways to kill people quickly and basically painlessly. Why the search for these convoluted pseudo-medical procedures? There's definitely some collective psychological rationalisation going on. Anything involving actual violence against the victim seems to be unacceptable for some reason.
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  11. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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  12. Steal Your Face

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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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  14. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    True. It might get into the water supply, as Flint found out.
    Whether the lede got buried, however, is another question or problem.
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