The Omnibus P01135809 Criminal Investigation Thread

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  1. Diacanu

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    No, I think you're a dunce, and a mewling pissbaby, and a hypocrite, and don't deserve the arrogant self-righteousness you prance around with.
    It's like getting a daddy-lecture on mistakes in a quantum mechanics equation from a 3rd grader math flunk.
     
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  2. Steal Your Face

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  4. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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  5. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    I mean, you've seen the rest of the movie, right?
    Banky later admits his gay feelings for Holden.
    All his homophobia is suppressed jealousy.
     
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  6. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Memes, serious business.:seriousbusiness:
     
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  7. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Serious enough for you to try to defend in the first place.
     
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  8. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    It’s better than your constant deflect, deny and dodge.
     
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  9. MikeH92467

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    Or you just refusing to answer my question. :spock:
     
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  10. Jenee

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    Are you suggesting women should look a certain way? Wear certain clothes?
     
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  11. matthunter

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    If Run DMC taught me anything, it's that some women make similar demands of men.


    ;)
     
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  12. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    I’m not suggesting anything.
     
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  13. MikeH92467

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    You're just asking questions... :brood:
     
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    The biggest one being his mother asking "why the fuck didn't I stay on the pill?".
     
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  15. Diacanu

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    How to bigot without feeling like a bigot.

    Step 1: call the minority entitled.
    Step 2: widen the goalposts so anything less than stoically bearing forced slave labor in a coal mine is entitlement
    Step 3: never apply this standard to yourself
    Step 4: if called out on 3, throw up a smokescreen of curses and homophobic insinuations.

    Enjoy!! No one will ever figure this out!! Libs are dumb!! :polarslam2: :techman:
     
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  16. Steal Your Face

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    Nope, No questions asked at all.
     
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    Then why post it?
     
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    He "just thought it was funny," of course.
     
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    I know that’s what he will say. But, I’m not buying it. I wondering how many memes he will post and claim it doesn’t represent his thoughts on the matter.

    @Steal Your Face, if the meme doesn’t reflect your ideals, opinions, or any other thing that would connect you to such a meme, what about it made you laugh?
     
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  20. Diacanu

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    Owning the libs!! :discuss: :hurr:
     
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  21. Diacanu

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    Hey, FF, you know what really owns me?
    Mask off holocaust denial, lynching pics, and trans slurs.
    And swastika avatars.
    :corn:
    :diacanu:
     
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    don't forget doxxing people. That really owns the libs.
     
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    Sadly, our right-wingers are better at doxxing themselves.

    I can only assume they need SOMEONE to know who they are.
     
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    They won't lock him up though. They'll keep wrist slapping him with piddley shit fines.
    If we get to a dictatorship, it'll be because of cowards.
     
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    So a man named Don Hankey just pissed 187 million dollars down a gold plated shitter.

    edit: Oh wait, that is 175 million, my bad.
     
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    He's Don Hankey, the Christmas poo!! He loves me; I love you! Therefore vicariously, he loves you! :polarslam2:

    (Yeah, I hate quoting South Park anymore, but dammit, it fit)
     
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