The Omnibus P01135809 Criminal Investigation Thread

No, I think you're a dunce, and a mewling pissbaby, and a hypocrite, and don't deserve the arrogant self-righteousness you prance around with.
It's like getting a daddy-lecture on mistakes in a quantum mechanics equation from a 3rd grader math flunk.

Why do you think she hates white males?

I mean, you've seen the rest of the movie, right?
Banky later admits his gay feelings for Holden.
All his homophobia is suppressed jealousy.

Memes, serious business.

Serious enough for you to try to defend in the first place.

It’s better than your constant deflect, deny and dodge.

Or you just refusing to answer my question.

Are you suggesting women should look a certain way? Wear certain clothes?

If Run DMC taught me anything, it's that some women make similar demands of men.

I’m not suggesting anything.

You're just asking questions...

The biggest one being his mother asking "why the fuck didn't I stay on the pill?".

How to bigot without feeling like a bigot.

Step 1: call the minority entitled.
Step 2: widen the goalposts so anything less than stoically bearing forced slave labor in a coal mine is entitlement
Step 3: never apply this standard to yourself
Step 4: if called out on 3, throw up a smokescreen of curses and homophobic insinuations.

Enjoy!! No one will ever figure this out!! Libs are dumb!!

Nope, No questions asked at all.

Then why post it?

He "just thought it was funny," of course.

I know that’s what he will say. But, I’m not buying it. I wondering how many memes he will post and claim it doesn’t represent his thoughts on the matter.

@Steal Your Face, if the meme doesn’t reflect your ideals, opinions, or any other thing that would connect you to such a meme, what about it made you laugh?

Owning the libs!!

Hey, FF, you know what really owns me?
Mask off holocaust denial, lynching pics, and trans slurs.
And swastika avatars.

don't forget doxxing people. That really owns the libs.

Sadly, our right-wingers are better at doxxing themselves.

I can only assume they need SOMEONE to know who they are.

https://bsky.app/profile/joshuajfriedman.com/post/3kp4c7yywd22l

They won't lock him up though. They'll keep wrist slapping him with piddley shit fines.
If we get to a dictatorship, it'll be because of cowards.

https://x.com/katiephang/status/1774956914754879915?s=46&t=QiuV69xq9AIYylUGTRqITA


https://x.com/katiephang/status/1774959123815162006?s=46&t=QiuV69xq9AIYylUGTRqITA

So a man named Don Hankey just pissed 187 million dollars down a gold plated shitter.

edit: Oh wait, that is 175 million, my bad.

Wonder if they've got Dog the Bounty Hunter on speed dial for when Trump stiffs them.

He's Don Hankey, the Christmas poo!! He loves me; I love you! Therefore vicariously, he loves you!

(Yeah, I hate quoting South Park anymore, but dammit, it fit)

Please tell me the lack of Oxford comma is a misquote…. Don’t want that to be an appealable thing because he accidentally gagged comments against the DA instead of their family.