The 2024 Random Meme Thread

Me too, red panda. Me too.

 

Mlem.

 

do supposedly cishet men fuck people and not know if they have a penis or vagina? Call me whatever, but I am pretty sure in every sexual encounter, including finger or handplay, I have always gone to the front.

If you are slamming it into the butt and do not check the front there are two truths. 1. You have a really small cock. Like really really small. 2. You are gay and afraid of your homosexuality. Like I mean really afraid of the vagaygay.

You need some profesional help with your homosexual tendencies. It is ok to be gay bro, stop leading the women on.

 

Yeah, the whole "oops, wrong hole" thing is pretty much porn-only.

 

That always drove me crazy about "Bachelor Party".
Little mustache guy fucks the pre-op transwoman/drag performer (they leave it vague) and he doesn't know?
How?
No, as you say, impossible.

 

I alwayts figured it had to be a quick blowjob given the atmosphere. I know some guys are sloppy and clueless, but if you are having buttsex you would have to know.

The onbly thing I could do is defer to the actual ladies on whether or not men could be that aimless. I do not have a gret deal of experience with women, but hitting the pooper wasn't a big fear of mine because I would figure there would be some more resistance.


Then again, I have had the problem of being too large which I think was more her and not me.

sometimes I wonder if people just be makin shit up.

 

Why does Jesus look like Spaceturkey?

 

Yeah. Just found that out yesterday. I was robbed in my childhood.

 

I don’t normally find these things amusing, but …. now, it’s my life’s mission to, sometime before I die, use the phrase “communists in the funhouse”.

 

Does Finland have some beef against Japan we don't know about?

 

He'd do it, too.

 

shouldn't that be Data and Lore naked in the porno. I do not get the hallway thing.