We have a form for this, not the Missed Delivery form. (Can't be arsed to memorize the PS Form number, but fuck, that carrier should have had a few in their vehicle )
Yea, I’ve seen those. Had a friend who kept her Doberman in the front yard. She got a lot of those kind of notes.
I don't think men have a box that is covered by a bush. That particular thing seemed a little specific to women.
So if she was in the walking dead she would have been referred to as porch box and not porch dick? Mail people are weird.