never had tent/outdoor sex because I always camped with my family (kids in the tent so no privacy with my wife) or buds or co-workers if the military counts as "camping". Wait I may have when my wife and myself were dating....I can't remember for sure. I'm sure not going to ask her because if I had outdoor sex but it wasn't with her, I might be in trouble!
Doing it with clothes on is overrated. Anyone who has ever been poked in the sack with their own zipper can testify.
don't some ultra-orthodox jews do it through a hole in a sheet? That's pretty bizarre unless it's myth...a myth that needs to be tested IMHO!
got it! When he said "sack" I thought of "sleeping bag" and the idea of having sex with (not in but with) a sleeping bag would be kinky & unsettling to say the least, though not out of the realm of possibility. But true, zippers have to be respected at all times. I don't know if you've ever been to Fairbanks Alaska in the winter, but if your wet manhood makes contact with your cold zipper when it's 30 below zero outside for even a brief period, you will learn a valuable "life lesson"!
Way back in the military ..., a group of us decided to go camping. This was about 2 in the afternoon and we were already drunk off our asses. So, we all packed into Specialist Ging's 1970 something Lincoln continental (there's a visual, I'll get to that later), stopped at a store to pick up (everyone chipped in their last bit of change) one 12 pack of cheap beer and one package of hot dogs. ... think there was six of us. Anyway, at some point, Todd (Ging) got tired of looking for campgrounds, so pulled off the side of the road near a river. We started a fire, cooked and ate the hot dogs, drank all the beer, then ... six of us, wondered where the fuck we're going to sleep ... Luckily, Todd was a good old boy from Oklahoma and always carried a blanket and pillow in his trunk for just such occasions. six of us all snuggled under one blanket trying to share a pillow did not make for a good night's sleep. But, that's not the sex part. The next day we decided "next weekend, we'll do it right". So, we ... sorta planned a camping trip. we found a campground and packed real food into a cooler. But, alas, there was just one tent, one air mattress, and ... two vehicles. Todd and whatever woman he convinced to come along slept in the tent. Tom (my ex-husband) and I slept on the air mattress under the stars, and everyone else either slept in a vehicle or ... I think one person slept on the picnic table. At some point in the middle of the night, Tom and I were going at it when someone carrying a small child nearly tripped over us on the way to the outhouse. We were kicked out of the campground the next day ... No pics, though. Oh, back to Todd. Funniest combination of name/personality ... with a name like Ging, you'd think Asian, but no, he was a total redneck white guy. back in the early 90s driving a big old boat of a car that most people think of as only being driven by black pimps (at least, that's what my black roommate told me). The amount of confusion this guy caused ... even the battalion commander made mention of it several times ...
Went camping with my spouse and girlfriend (and some other folks) for the first time this weekend. Was nice because there was always someone to distract/watch the kid. Pop up trailer sex > tent sex. When we were doing doggy style in the tent I was having to hunch over weird.
I HATE when that happens! Seriously though I get freaked out at the very thought of my kids even being being in the same zip code as me when I'm having sex. Granted when my kids were tiny and clueless I was slightly less freaked out, but once they were old enough to know what's up the freakout began. Yes sex is a natural thing, I get that. But there's something about my kids seeing "that side" of mom & dad that bothers me but I don't know why.
I had outdoor sex when I was first dating my wife. We were sleeping in the back of the old Apache "SUV" I owned and as the sun came up we decided to put the bedding in the field near the truck. We started fucking like minx and suddenly the lawn sprinklers came on. Turned out we were parked in the soccer field behind one of the high schools in the area. Pretty hysterical, she was starting to cum and suddenly we were doused with cold water. The van looked like this: I didnt have pics of us doing the deed but it was the weirdest outdoor sex I ever had.
my hat's off to you for getting anything sexual going in that type of vehicle! It doesn't exactly scream "sex appeal" IMHO.
True fact. Aside from moving it being a workout in and of itself, a (knockoff in my case) Yeti cooler is actually a perfect footstool for... hugging someone laying on the hood of a Flex.
