122F/50C in Washington, Oregon and Cali next week.

lol Medford makes the map but Eugene and Salem don't

Come cool off in Sacramento…apparently.

Please start complaining about the heat in Celsius so the rest of the civilized world understands what you’re talking about, thanks

It'll feel like 60° I'm sure

Just want to point out that air wells,

and dew ponds not only help fight droughts but also can cool the local area.

Comfy here.

Obviously the liberal NW is being punished. As it should be.

God's just giving those hippie libtards a taste of their eternal fate.

Holy fuck I’m dying.

A purchase was made…

On the plus side, you look cute as hell.

135 years of records and yet all the highs are clustered at this end… WHAT A COINCIDENCE!

Update from an Army buddy in Oregon. OIF and OEF vet.

You can’t buy a fan or a bag of ice in my city right now, everything is sold out

Some rando on FB:

Guess that's how it is in the People's Republic of Canada, eh, comrade?

Tacoma fucking sucks, but that’s funny!

So this dude I know is the only person for a couple degrees of separation in their polycules* and ended up spending his Sunday evening driving around Seattle climbing up walls and taping tin foil on windows.

Everything was good until the ladder turned on him. He was reaching out when all of a sudden the ladder flipped over and he was hanging for half a second but then ended up dropping…

On the plus side he got his dick made out with three times and PIV twice so he’s okay…
So don’t feel too bad.

Did you so happen to be this doomed ladder climber?

Hell, that would be a reason to fall off the ladder more often.

Pretty much

Fortunately our government issued grey tattered clothing is thin and almost falling off so there is some reprieve from the heat there while we mine our resources

Unfortunately it’s gotten so hot that we aren’t boiling our water before we drink it so there’s a sizeable amount of dysentery on the horizon

Still, we must give thanks to Trudeau