I think we should consider this as validation of our "alligators in the sewer" urban legend. The reason we haven't seen one of these here is that this is what our sewer gators live on.
We do get them here. Or we used to but now restaurants no longer pour out their used grease and frying oil and instead they typically sell it to recyclers to make biodiesel. That pretty much got rid of the single biggest cause of fat build up in sewers.
Al Jazeera had a nice article about the rise of biodiesel in America. Restaurant owners are happy because it used to cost them to dispose of used grease and oil but now they can actually sell it to recoupe some of their costs. Previously, unethical restaurant owners would illegally dump the oil down the drain where it would clog up sewer lines simply because they didn't want to pay to dispose of it legally. Now, they make money off of that old used oil which is refined into diesel fuel and used to power America's big rigs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FXLsqpvVxc The grease has now become so valuable that "grease pirates" have popped up; it's where thieves steal the grease so they can sell it themselves to recyclers.
Last time I went camping people were roasting pork belly on a stick (basically unsliced bacon) over an open fire. People where collecting the dripping grease on toasted bread and eating it. It's not exactly healthy but it does taste good.
Nightbird's quest to find an underground society and become Linda Hamilton to her own personal Vincent has come to a tragic end. She will always be with us in here, though. [action=Kuranes]puts his hand over his heart.[/action]
Besides, it isn't even that good quality, as fakes go. It looks about like an animated version of pedo-bear pics, as far as the quality of the critter goes.
