2016 Presidential Election Thread

Idea:

"Look, Trump supporters, your guy can't possibly win, you should throw in with Gary Johnson if you want to stop Clinton from winning the White House.

Look, Clinton supporters, she's falling in the polls because most people think she's toxic, so you should throw in with Gary Johnson if you want to stop Trump from becoming President. "

Too obvious?

Except for the fact that Trump has a shot at winning and that shot is growing by the day.

At least according to this guy:

http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/?ex_cid=mobilebar&v=1

Sorry liberal Hollywood, but I'm not voting for Clinton.

"NO! I will NEVER release my tax returns!

HILLARY!

Hillary didn't release HER`s!

Hillary started the Obama Birther Thing, NOT ME!

Besides, I'm a GENERAL and I WON'T listen to ya "

COLLAPSE! Hillary Clinton Drops 19 POINTS with Millennial Voters in ONE MONTH

It seems I heard some such before. Now when was that?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Oh, wait a minute, yeah, I remember now. It was in 2012.

Continue on with that.

Link me, beef tits.

If Trump wins, it will just be one more reason to revile millennial scum. But then the chance to spend four years laughing my ass off as they whine about him ending participation trophies might just make it worthwhile.

Sick Hillary really packing them in while in Orlando today:

Here's just an example, Genital Warts. It's exactly why you needed the Autopsy Report linked below.

http://goproject.gop.com/

Once delusional, always delusional, I guess.

Like I said, please continue.

This is like the defense council of a multi-national corporation doing a mass document dump on the prosecution during discovery.

If you can't point to something specifically related to the poll (which is still a non-point from you anyway) then kindly start chugging bleach.

You poor deluded fool. I hope come election night you have a custodian for your firearms considering how emotional you get.

That's what I thought. Though considering a Trump win - anyone near living a certain demographic would be wise to have a firearm nearby for the inevitable looting.

Do me a favor, come election day, be on the board, ok? We'll just see who's got some tears to shed about it.

I call for Ramen's presence that day, too, I want to be sure he hasn't committed suicide.

I'll be here.

If the recent Islamic terrorist attack threads we had recently are any indication, I suspect both of you will make yourselves scarce.

You're on. I'll take my lumps if she loses.
I just think there's a better chance of me winning a 4 state power ball then that.

This has been the craziest election year I've ever seen so I'm not making ANY bets. At this point Ronald Reagan could rise out of his grave to strangle Trump and I wouldn't be surprised.

I already have an avatar bet with Ancalagonnadingdong.

I'd bet money that Hillary - win or lose - won't survive the first term.

Was Ramen always this twatty?

I seem to recall repping him a lot in the old days.
Did he go off the deep end, or did I snap out of a really bad spell?

I remember getting plenty of reps when I lampooned Bush Jr. back in the day.

Maybe you shouldn't get so emotionally invested in politics.

No, I'm pretty sure you're still stuck in your dry spell.

He's always been this twatty, but in the past he often spent time with his face firmly planted on the ass of somebody a bit more clever than gturner, so it wasn't quite so noticeable. The biggest knock against Ramen is that he has always been nothing more than a puppet. He's only as good as whoever is pulling the strings that day.

Penn Jillette takes Trump down.

I love it when two libtards come together to circle jerk wax poetic about the measure of someone they don't like.

It brings back memories of peeping in the girls locker room all over again.

Which would have been last week.

What's the matter, he still pissed he got fired off The Apprentice?

You could read it and totally find out why he disrespects Trump. But maybe not such a good idea, because you'd have to read about how your idol is an idiot, total asshole, who is completely unfit for the job of President.

I skimmed it. It was pretty much the same shite you see everywhere else. Jillette isn't exactly on the bleeding edge on disliking Trump.

You got to hand it to Penn, though. He can definitely tell you how you just did that card trick. Shit like that matters.

It entertains me how quickly you Trumpets have. always hated or otherwise disrespected the flood of people saying he isn't qualified. You've got nothing but that anger, and it's so easy to expose.

Speaking of....