2023 Political Memes

The baby penguin had it coming

He definitely did. Delivering that runt to its parent is the hardest task in that stage by far.

OK, you were very corageous and brave for breaking your GF's shit because she was angry you came home wasted again. The way you risked possibly getting arrested despite being a white boi was clearly an act of bravery only seen on the worst episodes of cops and the world's dumbest criminals.

I really do not know how you wake up in the morning to face another day as you without slitting your own throat in disgust, but you do it. I couldn't, so here's to you for having the bravery and courage to be that guy.

Uh, huh. And they’re willing to go out in the streets to stand up for what they believe in. But you’re braver than they are, because you ask people if they want oil and vinegar on their sub, right?

Wrong.

So you admit you’re not braver than them. Well, that’s progress, I guess.

Are we actually expecting any new indictments anytime soon? I gather that because of their lawyers' failure to deliver cooperation agreements to the fake electors in Georgia, that's delayed till at least July or August, and that's the closest one to ready.

The chattering classes say they’re expecting him to be arrested this week. The speculation is that Meadows has flipped and Jack Smith has got enough to do hit him this week.

But the documents case isn’t done. They’d have to planning on trying him separately for each case, then… finding 1 jury is going to be tough enough, let alone 2.

You know that Smith has a grand jury in Florida that's hearing stuff, right?

4 AM brain fart. I thought they were both in DC.

The media only knew about the second one fairly recently, so you might have missed it.

Stupid killing itself painfully to prove it's worth to make believe god amuses me. I cannot wait for karma, the knowledge and realization of what you have done, catches up to him.

I was brave enough to post a picture of myself in my work clothes at my former job and was told I was a coward if I didn’t and look what it got me, constant jokes about me working at Subway.

You should be proud. Those sammiches don't make themselves. It takes dedication to ruin a sammich like that.

That's a fair point. In our rush to make fun of your (sandwich) art career, we really brushed over how ugly you are. #sorry #ourbad #youuglytho

Comparing women to tanks seems like a bad idea, especially since we've recently learned how easily the Russian ones can be stolen after they've already been paid for.

Before anyone accuses me of not doing research before posting, this one is real.

https://www.bls.gov/news.release/prod2.nr0.htm

Every administration since HW Bush has done the same thing.