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crap thread, please delete

Have you checked whether your graphic drivers are up to date?

That's a good question, but only you know how you feel inside Ramen.

No, that's only half gay.

I didn't take that at all from what he said, but I can see where you're coming from. He's got some large issues he needs to put behind him. It's gonna be hard for him, but if he pushes hard he can overcome any man or object he needs to.

"Witty" comment that pretends like there was an original post to respond to.

It's only gay if the balls touch.

What if the anuses touch?

... That's ridiculous.

Yeah, that kind of stuff normally is.

Really? Why would you let her do that to you?

That's why it's so funny.

I took a shit in an Iranian toilet on Sunday. It's the only time I've seen my shit drop from the angle of squatting.

Thank you.

Why were you looking?

^ Because, having already taken off my jeans and boxers I wanted to make sure no shit dropped on my shoe.


Man, these bogs are an art form, let me tell you. They don't even wipe their arses with loo paper, they use a water hose to wash themselves instead! More hygenic I'm told...

In some of the bathrooms in Italy, they have bidets along with reulgar toilets.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet