A polite message for Dayton.....

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by El Chup, Jun 8, 2016.

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  1. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    No shit, what kind of pathetic asshole takes this approach?

    @God Almighty: if that's really you, I totally didn't mean it when I stole that $5 from my sister in 3rd grade.
    gul, Jun 9, 2016
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  2. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    I'm pretty sure God eats pussy for dinner, so you have proven yourself to be @NotGod
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  3. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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  4. God Almighty

    God Almighty Actually God, not a dual. True story.

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    How many times do I need to say "mysterious ways" before you people stop speculating about my actions? Just because I do something once doesn't mean it's my sole purpose. I don't have a purpose; I create purpose!

    Catholic priests handle all confessions, you don't need to come to me with them.

    This sex thing you humans do seems like it might be kind of fun, but I haven't gotten around to trying it yet. I tried once or twice when I took human form to play skeeball, but it didn't work out. I invented skeeball to serve as a ritual to signal a desire to mate, but apparently, you humans just think it's some kind of game of skill. I thought the metaphor was obvious. I also once tried to create a Lady God from one of my ribs like I did when I created the first lady human. That... did not end well.
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  5. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Are you ever going to let Bartleby go home?
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    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Chinese cuisine is the best! :cool:
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