...since this is now the only forum I'll be posting in, could you make it a bit less of a pain in the ass to get to?
No. If you want in, you'll have to lube up like everyone else. Ask @Ron Paul, he's already on top of the situation.
It is patently stupid to compare starting a board when boards are on the downswing to ruining an established board Ruining the way you, Gul, and John are doing.