"Alabammy-bound" is a dumbass figure of speech.

I mean, come on, it's just perpetuating a negative stereotype!
Sheesh.

Uh oh! When Elwood sees this, he's gonna go crazy!

Perhaps the phrase descirbes Elwood with a ... problem?

A parody thread on one of my topics? I am honoured, sir. There is no surer sign that I have made it in life.

Well, as they say, he doesn't have very far to go.

Dude! You're gonna get tasered for that.

See, even a crippled person can achieve great things!

It's worth it.

It's only offensive if you go with a banjo on your knee.

Best. Smiley. Ever.

Duelling banjos? Uh-oh, somebody's ass is going to be sore.

Yeah, well. Mine's bigger.

go on a diet and exercise then...

I've seen a few banjo players, but I'm not an expert per se. Can you play a banjo on your knee? I bet a robot could. Japan is probably doing it already.

"Those other guys try to deny...."

Shut yo mouth!