All the Garamet Attacks Make Her Look Stupid

She's almost as smart as we know she's not.

 

True.

 

Taco.

 

Don't try to turn that woman into your sexual icon.

 

Aww, aren't they cute?

 

Taco is a man. Idiot.

 

At least we're heterosexual.

 

If I'm not mistaken Diacanu is a gay.

 

Ah, you're pulling the old "it's not gay if apostle is the girl", loophole.

Hey, I make no judgments, I just said I thought you made a cute couple.

 

You are mistaken.

 

No, I'm obviously not mistaken.

 

Ah, you think everyone's gay.
Soma used to play this game with me too.
Sorry, like I told him, you can't have me.

 

I wouldn't have a faggot.

 

Nonsmoker, eh?
Yeah, you don't wanna hurt TheLonelySquire's baby.

 

Anyone who posts after this post is a fool.

Except for Darkening.

And Lethesoda.

 

But you would take it up the pooper right?

 

No. In fact, I would use lethal force to prevent someone from giving it to me up the pooper.

 

Is that before or after you sucked him off?

 

You're too desperate.

 

For what?

It's about 7ish over there shouldn't you be waiting in some mens restroom perched next to a hole in the wall?

 

So, you're saying you have the nerve to give a man a lethal blow?

 

Could you give a man coming at you from behind a lethal blow, Gareth?

 

Wait for it...

 

See? It's not so hard to be civil.

 

You are acting rather gay for some-one who chose to be straight...
And besides, how do you know Diacanu is gay?!?
Or is it wishfull thinking on your part and you want to have sex with Diacanu?!?

 

Yumm, I love ice cream, everyone! Especially that strawberry cheesecake stuff Baskin Robbins brings out in the summer. Should be year round, IMNSFHO!

 

And another thing, is it wrong to go out for a beer with your co-workers if you're the only male that's going?

I got home just now, and the girlfriend is all mad at me. "That's not right," she says. What am I supposed to do, tell the people I work with to fuck off, just because I have a penis and they have vaginas? They all know I have a girlfriend.

Bah.


And apostle, since you're parodying a thread started by Mewa, you probably should have made fun of him. Ironically, all this trainwreck of a thread does is prove his thread right.

 

They don't do it all year round? I thought I'd seen it.


Regardless, if you're willing to settle, there are plenty of other places that make it.

 

With some careful thought, you could convince Marble Slab or Coldstone to make something similar.