Another Dangerous Pedophile Off the Streets!

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by cpurick, Aug 7, 2011.

  1. cpurick

    cpurick Why don't they just call it "Leftforge"?

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    Link

    Oh yeah -- here's the best part:
    ...because horny 20-year-old girls now belong in rehab.

    Something tells me the "victim" will get over his "injuries."
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  2. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Good Lord! :doh:

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  3. cpurick

    cpurick Why don't they just call it "Leftforge"?

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    It almost seems wrong to refer to her as a "woman" in the text. I wonder what it would say if they just called her a "girl."
  4. cpurick

    cpurick Why don't they just call it "Leftforge"?

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    And I'm thinking you don't get a babysitter for a 14-year-old kid unless he's "trouble." And in that case, hiring from this particular demographic is just asking for more trouble.
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  5. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Wasn't that kind of like Eccentric's story? :unsure:
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  6. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Shit. When I was 14 my goddamn live-in grandfather was my "babysitter." :bang:
  7. armalyte

    armalyte Unsafe for everyone.

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    The new Victorians strike again...
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  9. Baba

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    What if a 16 year old girl had a older woman as a baby shad a affair with a hot female teacher?
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  10. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    My daughter has been 'babysitting' as the babysitter since she was about 12-13. Why does a 14 year old boy need a babysitter?
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  11. Rimjob Bob

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    Why does a 14-year-old need a babysitter? I don't think we can excuse her until we know the answer to that question.
  12. tafkats

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    We can't excuse her, period. A 20-year-old is an adult, and a 14-year-old is probably an eighth-grader. (And developmentally, a 14-year-old boy is roughly equivalent to a 12-year-old girl.)
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  13. Bickendan

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    9th grader. Makes it worse -- a Freshman needing a babysitter.
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    Black Dove Mildly Offensive

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    Damn, she's hot! I wish she would have been my babysitter when I was 14!


    She should be given a medal. I see nothing wrong with this whatsoever. Boys are different, and this girl is only 20. There is no crime here.
  15. 14thDoctor

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    Don't you two realize that rape is always acceptable when the perpetrator is female and the victim is male? :jayzus:
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  16. Black Dove

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    Did the boy complain? Did he tell her no and she had sex with him anyway?

    Or did he say, "Thank you God!!!"

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  17. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    I'd also question why a 14-year-old needs a babysitter. Unless he has some sort of developmental problem (in which case her behavior is even more reprehensible), he's old enough to be on his own.

    More to this than the headlines.
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  18. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    What is that guideline y'all toss around? Don't stick it in "crazy"... The kid here's not old enough to make the determination that this girl (and that's what she obviously is) is a loon. g's right on this one. There's more to this story but there's nothing at all here that can make this story good.
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    Something about this story stinks. I've never in my life heard of a 14 year old having a babysitter.
  20. Oxmyx

    Oxmyx Probably a Dual

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    I always thought it was called babysitter for a reason...
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    I had babysitters when I was probably around this age because of my physical disability. Some nice-looking ones, too. Sadly, none of them offered to make out with me. Although one did sit on the bed with me while we watched Barbarella. #shouldhavemadeamove
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    Mother: "Your father and I are going out of town for the weekend. I suppose you're old enough to look after yourself..."

    14-year-old: "What? No, mom! I'm not old enough to take care of myself. I could get into all kinds of trouble...I could...I could have an accident! I could hurt myself!"

    Mother: "I suppose I could see if Loni is available to sit with you. You guys got on so well last time and she said you were no trouble at all..."

    14-year-old (devlish grin): "Well, if you gotta..."
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  25. Volpone

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    HOLY SHIT! THEY HAVE 20 YEAR OLD BABYSITTERS!?!?!? What do you pay a babysitter? Isn't it like, $20 for the whole night? And it is totally legal?

    I'm totally hiring myself a babysitter. :fun:
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  26. Clyde

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    For pedophilia the acceptability checklist is as follows-

    • Is the child male?
    • Is the adult female?
    • Is the adult attractive?
    • Is the encounter heterosexual?

    If every answer is yes then congratulations, society smiles upon the relationship and envies the child's fortune!

    If even one answer is no then the adult should be put down with extreme prejudice.




    Note: This checklist applies to teachers fucking students as well
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  27. Cobalt

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    Guys.

    I have done some research on the internet, and this is what I found.

    Including the 14 year-old, there are six children living in this residence.

    This is not a case of a 20 year-old babysitting a 14 year-old.

    This is a case of a 20-year old, and a 14 year-old, taking care of five younger children.

    The 14 year-old boy is six feet tall, and plays football at his school.
    Loni Bouchard is five foot two.

    The mother, in this case, is a single mom, on welfare,
    with a history of psychological problems.

    According to those who know her, she divides her time between
    patronizing local establishments, and sleeping around.

    The mother has filed charges because her son, and his girlfriend,
    have taken over her role, as the responsible adults in this household.
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    I followed you fully, until this point - where did you find this out? I had a relative who was basically insane due to a brain tumor for many years, right on her brain stem. During this time, her husband left her and her daughter basically took over the household until the rest of the family was able to intervene. To this day, that daughter is a leader for that portion of the family, and has done tremendously well for herself.

    That said, even with her taking over, the mother was never angry about it. I have trouble seeing a mother so absent in thought from her family getting pissed when someone else makes things better.
  29. Bickendan

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    When you say 'because her son and his girlfriend', are you talking about the babysitter or someone else completely that hasn't been mentioned yet? Throw in a link please.
  30. Dr. Krieg

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    I'd do her. :ramen: