Another pointless fucking civil war thread!!

Nuh uh.

Uh huh.

Butcher Abe!

Reconstruction!

JIM FUCKING CROW!!!

GUH!

I don't understand the rabid desire to reenact scenes from the past.

If anything, give me a amphitheater and let me act out Socrates.
"I drank What?"

Hey, Chamberlain was nice to 'em after, and Elwood still wants to blow up his statue.


I guess it's those middle of the road measures that offend, I suppose we either should have laid down and lost, or gone Nazi on their asses.

For real? I got nothing against Chamberlain. Seemed like a stand up guy to me.

No. That's against the WHOLE country, not just the south.

We had our chance.
There were some in congress at the time who wanted the south crushed.

If we crushed the south, would we get orange juice?

Or is that just Florida?

I want some orange juice.

No, you crush the south, you get mint julip, and BBQ sauce.

Well, shucks, Nebraska. Who's holding a gun to your head forcing you to read any of that? Or is it just that you don't know enough about the conflict to decide which side you're on, so you're at anything that draws attention away from your petty little vendettas?

Wow - I wasn't expecting that AT ALL!

[action=evenflow]passed Mrs A some orange juice....[/action]

Vodka? No, that bottle is empty....

Well, you should have. Unless you think UA should be entitled to oke: anyone he wants, at every possible opportunity, without repercussions.

Seriously, I don't read most of the Civil War threads. But then, unlike some people, I don't go out of my way to find something to about.

No, I find it equally as tiresome and annoying when he gets into the petty bickering as I do when you or anyone else does. At least be funny if you can't be nice, IMO.

THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN. BECAUSE... BECAUSE..... WELL, JUST BECAUSE!

"Funny" is relative, IMO.

Yes, garamet. This was clearly my official, earnest petition for an end to all civil war threads. No fun intended whatsoever, but thank you for offering your unsolicited joy killing services nonetheless.

Christ.

It was? Well, gosh, and here I thought it was just your attempt at being funny for a change.

Clearly you thought my needling was serious as well. Huh.

(Hits Albert with a pie)

Like that?

[action=phantomofthenet]goes as Albert, enraged, starts to chase him, to the tune of "Benny Hill"[/action]

Or like that?

I think everybody's sense of humor took the day off today.

Garamet/phantom-

Yeah, see, you're both employing the anger the bull, and matador dance out of his reach forever strategy.

Fun for you, not as much for us fight fans.

See, you gotta give him a bleeding cut above the eye *precision karate chop*

NOW he's blinded, and NOW he's yours.

*Dances out of reach* okay, little ring work at first, and then work the joints *thwack!!* *Thok!!* *Crack!!*

And then he's down, and it's like cleaning a lobster.

*Feels bad*

*Helps UA up, gives him a towel for the eye, lets him take some swings*

^That assumes the bull is actually a bull, and not some clown in a bull costume.

If Uncle Albert was really like the character he plays on WF, someone as sweet and loving as Mrs. A would have kicked his clown ass to the curb a long time ago.

By me he doesn't pass the Vreenak Test. He's a faaaaake!

Dicky - you missed the point, I wasn't trying to fight Albert, I was trying to entertain Missus Albert.

Yes, I see that now.