Are Prostitutes Better Than Normal Women?

I will just have to take your word for it. As long as they don't need their own bathroom, it's cool with me.

I'll let you know when I get to Phuket.

Or not.

This guy is a fucking pro.

I'm sure @The Flashlight has some experience with that, but he's too busy sulking about rep to post here.

Anyone ever? Like, anyone who has ever lived in the entire history of the human race? Probably, but I don't have any evidence to support this. My roommate says he's been with a few, but it's possible he was lying.

I'd imagine so!

I was not aware of that. I thought they had like a mass of tentacles down there or something. A penis makes more sense. Anyway, please, continue?

Watching someone cum is like watching a cumshot? I find that hard to believe.

The female orgasm is a myth!

Really? I was hoping the hottest thing ever would at least involve handcuffs of a ball gag or something. I was planning on having a lot of fun trying to discover the hottest thing ever. Oh well, orgasm faces it is. I've seen plenty of those, so I guess it's all downhill from here.

What, like that episode of Star Trek? I don't want to fuck a Borg. Those nanoprobes can tear right through condoms. Don't ask me how I know this.

Ah, but the Borg didn't have nanoprobes in that episode. Just vaguely fetish gear-looking thi... hmmm.

So do you take it from a ladyboy or receive it?

This is not a trick question.

It feels so good to be able to fuck an unlimited number of hot brown exotic women for such a cheap price!

Read about that somewhere did you?

He's paying for it, so I'm sure he gets to choose.

This has the feel of someone who doesn't want to use their long inactive real username. I could be wrong though.

Data Holmes/Ted?

A wise man once told me reading about a topic makes you an expert on said topic.

I read that somewhere!

Nah, multi-forum troll we don't know, probably. Posted the OP on a number of other forums (not in the family), I imagine to see if they'd ban him.

Well, we showed him!

Or her. Maybe we're supposed to act all misogynisty and then get called out somewhere?

If you are trying to mock me I never claimed that.

The Amazing Atheist shoved a banana up my ass, and I didn't have to pay anything. That's almost as good, right?

It all depends on one's perspective. What's good for one may not be good or acceptable for someone else.

Well, TJ Kirk is one hell of a sexy beast.

I'm only saying this because I look enough like him that fucking everyone told both of us that we look alike and at one point, Paul's Ego, who has known TJ for years and works with him, actually mistook me for TJ. Although, he was pretty drunk and angry at the time.

Speaking of Paul's Ego, Paul said he'd be giving out handjobs and blowjobs, for free, behind the bar, and he said I'd get to be first. But he never went behind the bar. That one talking manatee was right: they're a bunch of scam artists.

I am part of the Illuminati and my essay was part of a long term social agenda to destabilize traditional society by breaking up the family unit so that a new world order can be engineered, where there is no marriage and there is no parents, children are raised by the government from the day they are born and thus a perfect slave race can be created who will never revolt against the Illuminati. I received MK-ULTRA mind control programming and my handler is a mid-level member of the Illuminati who's main assignment is to usher in the new world order by promoting social destabilization programs and he uses mind control slaves such as myself to accomplish this.

^ Are you for real with this shit?

It is not worth bragging if you paid them because they are for sale.

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*yawn*


What's on TV?

So this seems an awful lot like a slow play to spam for an escort site. Rest assured, the moment you start posting links, we'll delete them and ban you.

Or will we?

Party pooper.

Scat play costs extra.

Psst ... psst!

Yo', Diamond Player, let me let you in on a little secret: