Are you still Catholic? If so, go fuck yourself.

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  1. oldfella1962

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    Well this bishop better lube up - he's about to get "probed". :shock: Guess that's what these kooky kids are calling it these days! :damnkids: Damn sex fiends! Where the hell are their deadbeat parents at?

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/worl...with-us-delegation/ar-BBNgnP4?ocid=spartandhp

    Oh hell no! He's about to get probed in front of an entire delegation - must be some "revenge/humiliation porn" fetish - not that there's anything wrong with that!
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    It looks like there's going to be a whole lotta stories coming out of New Jersey.
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    Plot twist: One of the callers is Jimmy Hoffa :soma:
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    I am good with saving the kids and stopping the abuse. However I am not fooled by the rats. The reason all of this is coming out is because you have a relatively decent pope. They did not do this shit to pope ratzi before him. It is not like this shit just started. Fix the problem, and include the ones attacking the pope because we know the only reason you are doing it now is because he spoke out against your hate.
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  5. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    now that's really digging deep for a joke!
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    He's calling from inside the church!
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    More trouble for Pope Frankie.
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    Texas diocese is offering up info.
    Of course, they're not real keen on defining what they mean by "credibly accused." One hopes that the Texas Attorney General decides to issue a subpoena.
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    Pope Francis blames Satan for sexual assault allegations haunting Church, seeks angel's help against 'wickedness and snares of devil'

    Almost funny. Almost.
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    Quincunx anti-anti Staff Member Administrator

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    Do these people know the exact dates they were abused? Do they remember how they got home? Why didn't they report it at the time? Some of them even still go to church; why would they do that if they were abused by priests? We're just supposed to take their word for it without any evidence? :chris:
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    It's a scary time to be a priest.
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  14. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    SATAN IS BEHIND THIS! :diablo: Finally a realistic, do-able, tangible peg on which investigators can hang their hat. :chris:The classic & versatile technique of "thoughts & prayers" will get a chance to prove it's worth now - said most people in the 12th Century. :(
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    He's sooooo progreeeeessiiiiiive!!!! :wub:
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  16. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    He is progressive! I hear he uses glow-in-the-dark ribbed condoms at the boy orgies!
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    Who would have guessed superpope's kryptonite is young boys. I thin pray the pedo away is about as useful as pray the gay away.

    Let us skip the thoughts and prayers and go right to investigation and prosecution. We should also go with a little more stop bringing your children to these people until they start putting in measures to record and secure your children's safety. It is not hard to make a big dent superpope. You get a video camera in all private areas and you do not let anyone alone with the children. Then you have a zero tolerance policy and enforce the hell out of any violation and make sure to back investigations with evidence and assistance for the authorities.
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    Wait, is that a trick question?
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    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    The most revealing part of that story is that he didn't say "as a good Catholic," but rather "as a good Catholic male."

    This wasn't just a religious thing ... this was him asserting that, as a man, he had both a right and an obligation to control this woman's actions.
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    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    Oh the irony of this wording
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    Hey @TheLonelySquire weren't these sorts of people the ones who you claim looked into your history and found no problems? The same people are obstructing justice and trying to obfuscate child molestation claims.

    like I told you before @TheLonelySquire stop touching little kids. People who are not child molesters do not need to go to the catholic church clean up squad to make themselves look like they are not molesting children. The very fact you engage with these people for your own benefit makes it very probable something shady is going on in your life.
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    :cool: :salute::banana: AWESOME! I kind of wish daddy himself killed the sick fucker, but then again what if he fucked it up? :nono: I guess hiring professionals was the smart play. And when they "investigate" the dad I hope he gets off with a 100 euro fine just to make it official. :D Good work dad! I hope this spreads to the US with a quickness. One down, thousands to go, but it's a start!
    And every shit-bag that mourns for the priest should be beaten with an inch of their lives on a semi-annual basis for the rest of their natural life. :D
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