As if we weren't already the laughing stock of the Nation...

Yes, but it's a phone poll. Moore does better in polls where the respondent doesn't actually have to admit their support for him to another human being.

OMG he's a sleeper agent!

Once again, the satire is hitting a little close to home.

Fox News is shameless about spreading Republican propaganda, and they don't give a shit about the truth. If they're predicting their guy is going to lose, it's to motivate complacent Republicans to get out to the polls.

Yeah. There is no fucking way Jones is 10 points ahead. That sombitch Moore is gonna win bigly.

They are lying and tr y inf to excite their base. 538 has it as a 50-50 tie.

Speaker at Moore event says he accidentally went with Moore to a brothel with child prostitutes

The future senator from Alabama, ladies and gentlemen.

I wonder how long this nation, so divided, can last.

Also, Roy Moore is at the very least a disgusting specimen of humanity, and he makes me ashamed to be American.

He'll fit right in to the Senate.

What's that, you would like more reasons to hate Roy Moore? Here you go.
https://reason.com/reasontv/2017/12/08/mostly-weekly-roy-moore-sucks

I saw a poll conducted of women who said they voted for Moore in Alabama and they asked them if they think women should be in politics. Most of them said no. My thought is put your money where your fucking mouth is honey and don't vote because you don't think you should have the right to. Stand by your principles you fucking stupid bitches and stop plaguing us with your voting when you think you should not be voting. Because you really don't think women should be out of politics, you just think liberal and democrat women should be out of politics. You are perfectly fine with women voting and running for office as long as they vote against abortion, gay rights, them brown people's rights, Hispanic people, atheists, Muslims, and anything else that is not WASPy.

At least Muslim women stick with their beliefs and keep on wearing the hijab when they are free from laws requiring it. Yes I know there is no Koran requirement to wear it and it is a part of Islamic tradition not dictated by the words of God, but many do continue to wear them even when they no longer have to. Just gef out of politics and voting if you do not feel it is a woman's place due to your sick and twisted cult values. Show us how it is done, or stop voting for men who will take that right away from you the moment they feel safe in winning without your help.

Consider Roy Moore and the disgusting people who he represents Russian Christians. They are not really American. They are pretty much people who like to live off the state on disability and enjoy a fascist dictator who will punish those who are not white, Christian, male, and straight. Clearly they are Putin's people, and that would make them Russian just like Donald trump. They just live in America. We have plenty of Russian people living in America right now. Having lived and grown up near NYC and knowing places like southern floriduh, D.C., Boston, and big northeast us cities we have always had a decent size Russian presence in the US. Now we just include white evangelicals in that.

If Roy Moore claimed to be libertarian you would poligasm all over your parent's basement.

Doesn't it stand to reason that thinking women "shouldn't be in politics" actually means believing they should not run for political office?

Voting is being part of politics.

Well, Jones is ahead in the early results. But I have no idea what those precincts are.

Voter turn out was less than 25%. If the lazy fucks can't even be bothered to vote then fuck them.

Wow, 25%? American democracy!

That might be good for Jones if the low turnout indicates Republican voters simply staying home rather than be forced to choose.

You really are a dumb ass, Dayton. He said women do not belong in politics and he said if they run no one should vote for them.

And now Moore is up.

Part of it is being an off cycle election. Part of it voter supression. A lot of voters were turned away.

I can't wait for Trump's classy, measured response to this election.

Politico has it dead even now. CNN has an 0.2% Moore advantage. But it looks like the areas not yet reporting tend Democratic, while most of the heavy Moore counties are 100% in. Not getting my hopes up too much, but it looks better for Jones than it did an hour ago ...

Politico now has Jones up 0.8%.

I think it's down to Baldwin. If the Eastern Shore and Orange Beach and Gulf Shores have already been counted and it's only boonies Baldwin left then that will be a boost to Moore.

AP just called it for the baby killer.

CNN now is projecting that the guy with an actual moral compass will beat the human bag of garbage.

FAKE NEWS!!!!!