Ask me how big? Humungous.

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Hood, Apr 13, 2021.

  1. Hood

    Hood Wibble Cunt

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    Oh no, bested by a rotting corpse and a 50yo virgin. However will I cope as I check my £8k watch about to leave for my six figure job in my fast car where I will lead an outpatient clinic for the morning and be greeted by grateful patients and happy colleagues?
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  2. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Oh, a fast car, eh?
    Either you drive a moped in reality, or you drive a BMW and are on your way for a rendevous with your mistress Consuela :bailey:

    Protip: You could do so much better than Consuela :jayzus:
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  3. spot261

    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    Who is this person who gloats online over the death of an elderly lady?

    Respect goes a long way.
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  4. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    I could be wrong, but my impression of Hood was that at one point he was a decent poster. Not sure what happened, but clearly the cheese fell off his sandwich at some point.
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  5. spot261

    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    Actually a clinician?
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  6. matthunter

    matthunter Ice Bear

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    So he says. Old poster. He's always been a bit of a twat though, he just switched targets.

    £8k watch, eh? Imagine spending that much for a visual symbol of how much of a prick he is, when it's apparent within 5 minutes of talking to him.

    Unless folk Kickstarted the watch to save them all the 5 minutes?
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  7. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Probably by beating off to Storm's Hitler memes, I would imagine.
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  8. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Why would you buy a £8k watch and then wear it to go practice medicine lmao. That's a great way to fuck up your pointlessly expensive watch.
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  9. Torpedo Vegas

    Torpedo Vegas Fresh Meat

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    How many American dollars is £8k? $20? Silly foreigners.
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  10. NAHTMMM

    NAHTMMM Perpetually sondering

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    Imagine leaving your diamond-encrusted watch in someone's duodenum
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  11. Chaos Descending

    Chaos Descending 14th Level Human Cleric

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    Someone I used to think a lot better of, to be honest.

    And yes, he's a physician.
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  12. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    "No Mr. Hood, you need some lemon pledge, no, no."
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  13. MikeH92467

    MikeH92467 RadioNinja

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    I think it's about $10K. I feel like I'm living extravagantly by wearing an Apple watch. I wear it because I like it. Not out of any hope/need that someone might be impressed by it.
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  14. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Elitist snob!:mob:
  15. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    I think I've only worn a watch at all twice sine I retired. I only care what time it is when it's near lunch or dinner.
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  16. MikeH92467

    MikeH92467 RadioNinja

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    Whatever. :clyde:
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    I stopped wearing my fitbit. It irritates my wrist. I can't imagine paying $10K for an irritant.
  18. MikeH92467

    MikeH92467 RadioNinja

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    Some years back my parents took an overseas trip that included a stop in Hong Kong. Mom couldn't resist buying a bunch of counterfeit Rolexes (made with "genuine Seiko parts!" according to the peddler.) Mine lasted a few months before it fell apart in the Florida humidity. The band's plating peeled, the face cover fell off. It did keep pretty good time, though... I enjoyed wearing the phony piece of shit a lot more than I would have enjoyed a real one. Bad enough to lose an Apple watch. Losing or breaking a $10k would seriously piss me off.
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  19. spot261

    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    Perhaps there's a marketable niche here....
  20. Torpedo Vegas

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    Anyone rocking a £8k watch is also rocking a £1 penis.
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  21. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    For 8k, it better have a grappling hook, a laser torch, a radio that talks to Q and M, and a knockout dart gun.
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  22. Bickendan

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    The watch or the penis? :unsure:
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  23. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Talk about a Sophie's choice.
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  24. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Unlike Storm I don’t think Hood was/is an actual Nazi, just an edge lord who didn’t grow with the world and is pissed he is unfashionable so doubling down.
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  25. Tuckerfan

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    Fun fact: According to people who know about such things, cheap watches keep better time than expensive Rolex's do because the electronics in them are more accurate than the jeweling in a Rolex.
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  26. Nyx

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    My watch is made of wood. It's my favorite.

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  27. MikeH92467

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    Especially when they have genuine Seiko parts!
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  28. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    That's clearly glass on the watch.
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  29. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Well, he kissed Storm's pee-pee back in the day, so....it's kind of a transitive property thing.
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  30. Nyx

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    Well, wood is harder to see through, so I let them slide.
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