I used to wear a Rolex round my penis until puberty kicked in. Growth wasn't an issue, I could just loosen it to match the girth, but hard ons were problematic. Still, I've got the Khmer alphabet tattooed along the length of it now so probably best it's not covering any characters.
So, you just have the one penis then? I mean, having five of them like I do is maybe a bit much, but I couldn't imagine having just one. Oh, I get it. You were joking. Well played. What were you planning next? "I only have three testicles and I feel that's adequate." That would be so hilariously absurd!
Wow what a crappy watch, it doesn't even have numbers. And it looks like it cost less than £8k and isn't attached to a man who is so happy with his career and life choices that he spends his free time bragging about his watch on a dying internet medium. Also, hope everything goes ok.
Day 2.5 and Anne is doing great so far. Pain isn’t too bad (maybe they feel differently, but at least are saying it isn’t too bad). Unfortunately days three and four are supposed to be the most painful so cross fingers. Getting/staying comfortable is some work. Think we are finding positions that work better though. Most frustrating is they’re having a hard time focusing visually (pain meds?) so reading is hard. Lots of people are writing but they have to do speech to text which sucks. But we’re muddling through. On the plus side there is no cuter child than a child on literally the opposite side of the continent. ❤️
