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  1. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    You non guntards need to think about what would have happened if there weren't guns all over the place. He might have had to pick up a knife or get a sword, and someone might have been able to stop him. You are not really thinking of what guns bring to our society. There is...........and..............oh and I forgot............ So you see that having guns everywhere is really worth the loss of life when some dumbass goes off and kills everyone else because he was addicted to sex.

    How the fuck does that even make sense? Was he going to shoot every woman in the world so he was not tempted? I am perfectly fine with whatever pit we toss this guy in, but look at the fucking neck beard. When your boy grows a beard like that it is a sign of rabies. Let us call it rabies. There is no cure and you should just put him down before he kills you and whatever other people he is going to.

    Just a thought, perhaps we should not be telling really little kids about our crazy sky gods until they are old enough to understand the world.
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  2. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    You simply cannot have a rational conversation about gun rights in America.

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  3. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    My question is are those ladies actually playing their instruments?
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  4. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    So anyone who isn't Pro Gunz All the Time is a "non guntard"? Whom are you sucking up to today?
  5. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    so it's a wash then - you know a shit ton of non gun-owners, I know a lot of gun owners and so far none of them have gone ape shit.
  6. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    They were probably playing Palmer's instrument - AKA his skin flute/boxer bassoon/pants piccolo
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  7. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    No, they were professional models. But tell us more about your fantasies...
  8. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    it was a joke. Yes, I'm quite aware that they were professional models. I probably know more about Robert Palmer than you do.
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  10. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Tererun is right.

    I don't get people who wear scraggly-ass beards like that. Give your face follicles a few years before trying to grow one because, until then, you look like an idiot.
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  11. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    I'm 52, and I still look like an idiot when I grow a beard. I've got brown hair, but my beard is tortoiseshell...which probably explains why I don't have any children. BOOM! Quantum joke!
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  12. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Classy Fellow

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    This hits close to home.

    Do not fuck with my happy endings. :bailey:
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  13. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Classy Fellow

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    I seriously doubt that's a consensus among Asian wives. :lol:

    But the culture of looking the other way when your male partner cheats, that is strong.
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  14. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    We should have outlawed guns decades ago. Owning murder weapons is not a legitimate hobby.
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  15. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    You didn't format this right. Let me do it over for you:

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  16. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    tell us more about your fantasies...
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  17. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    If you think you are gonna "defund the police" AND disarm me, you can go choke on a hefty bag full of giraffe cocks.
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  18. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    No, we actually don't. We're not stupid. Best we can hope for is to annoy you on a message board.
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  19. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    source

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  20. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    fuck you and your guns.
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  21. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    They aren't "murder weapons". They're murder tools.
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  22. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    And a good way to protect your cookies... :D
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  23. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    FAT. GIRAFFE. COCKS. :finger:
  24. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    But the giraffes can't consent. Some libertarian you are.
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  25. Jenee

    Jenee Driver 8

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    Also ... why giraffe cocks? I mean ... if you're imagining painful, I'm thinking a hippo cock would be moreso.
  26. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    As long as it's exotic schlong. These purposes demand no less.
  27. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

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    Am I the only one who doesn't believe "sex addiction" is a real thing? It's not in the DSM, and whenever I see a "victim" of sex addiction it's almost always a wealthy man trying to deflect blame for their shitty actions, or some poor maladjusted loser also attempting to deflect blame for their shitty actions. :shrug:

    I briefly dated a girl whose ex cheated on her constantly. He told her he couldn't help it because his entire family was "cursed" by a "lust demon" and had been for decades, which is why his father also cheated on his mother. After patiently listening to her explain all of this, I asked "Why didn't his family get a priest to conduct an exorcism immediately, or even yesterday? If you believe in demons, then you believe in exorcisms. Could this demon just be an excuse for generations of men being shitty?" :chris:
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  28. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    Only low libido canooks doubt its existence.
  29. matthunter

    matthunter Ice Bear

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    It's real, and I've got a huge amount of withdrawal.

    The wrong kind.
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  30. Torpedo Vegas

    Torpedo Vegas Fresh Meat

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    Is there ever a right kind?