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Zeus - Are You Gonna Waste My Time?

Terri Clark

Gregorian Chants / Auscultate - And I Love Her

I am the original/rude/primal judge...

Alverman's Wraak

Played this one for my ex-wife once. Got laid ferociously for it, every night for a week. And when I say I played it, I mean I played it, resonator guitar.

Sara Evans

Suds in the Bucket

From the latest episode of Nashville, Clare Bowen just fucking blowing the doors off. Give me this girl over Adele ANY day...

I don't know much about dancin'
That's why I got this song
One o' my legs is shorter than the other
And both o' my feet's too long
'Course, now, right along with 'em
I got no natural rhythm
But I go dancin' every night
Hopin' one day I might get it right

I'm a
Dancin' fool (x4)

I hear that beat
I jump outta my seat
But I can't compete
'Cause I'm a
Dancin' fool

I'm a
Dancin' fool

The disco folks all dressed up
Like they's fit to kill
I walk on in and see 'em there
Gonna give them all a thrill

When they see me comin'
They all steps aside
They has a fit while I commit
My social suicide

I'm a
Dancin' fool (x4)

The beat goes on and I'm so wrong (x7)

I may be totally wrong, but I'm a
Dancin' fool (x2)

Yowza, yowza, yowza!

I got it all together now
With my very own disco clothes, hey!
My shirt's half open to show ya my chain
And the spoon for up my nose!

I am really something
That's what you'd probably say
So smoke your little smoke, drink your little drink
While I dance the night away!

I'm a
Dancin' fool (x4)

He's a
Dancin' fool

I may be totally wrong but I'm a (x4)

I may be totally wrong but I'm a fool, yeah

Hey, darlin' can I buy ya a couple drinks, hmm?
Lookin' for Mr. Goodbar, here he is!
Wait a minute, I've got it, you're an Italian!
Huh?! You're Jewish?! Oh. Love your nails!
You must be a Libra.
Your place or mine?

Quack Attack!

Epic Rap Battles Of History - Al Capone Vs. Blackbeard

Blackbeard:
I come strapped with six pistols and a dagger
Walk under the Black Flag with a scalliwag swagger
Ain't no parrot on my shoulder, and no rings in my ear
I'm an irate pirate, REAL swashbucklin' buccaneer
Beef with me, please! I'm the high seas Caesar
My cold heart is many degrees beneath the Deep Freezer
You're an obese greasy sleaze squeezin' a diseased peter
That no skeez would touch if she had fifty foot tweezers!
Don't start a war with me, you're not hardcore!
I'll pimp slap those face scars of yours port and starboard!
You spent time in Alcatraz, I'm sure you were fine
If you dropped the soap as little as you drop dope rhymes!

Al Capone:
I'm a busy man, Cap'n Crunch, I'll make this quick
I'm ruinin' pirates faster than Johnny Depp did!
I had Syphilis, yeah, but you're a huge dick
On a scurvy-ridden ship filled with bilge-rat pricks!
I run an intricate criminal syndicate, so show respect
Or get that tongue ripped out your neck and shoved straight up your poop deck!
Slapped them bitch-ass teachers back since I was fourteen
You ain't a tough guy, my kids dress up like you for Halloween!
I'll use that fuse in your hat to light up you and your buddies
And burn your sailboat down and collect the insurance money!
Then maybe they find your bloated body dead and washed up on a beach
This is Capone rappin', I'm cappin' this Captain, capisce?

Blackbeard:
Arr, the Valentine's Massacre brought ya condemnation,
But I'm gonna sink you faster than your income tax evasion
When I toss you overboard like a mob abomination
So prepare to learn the Davey Jones locker combination!
Forty cannon on the Queen Anne, your gang can't stop it
I'll pilfer all your rum and sell it back at a profit
'Cause I'm a criminal legend with a bad ass name
You're a fat thug with an STD in his brain!

Al Capone:
Come on, they chopped your head off, and they hung it from a rope!
The only legend you left was your Prohibition on soap!
I mean that rat nest beard's trapped so many crumbs
This bum could get marooned and still eat lunch for a month!
I'm the emcee assassin, slash like Edward Kenway
Rap so hard call me Al
Dente!
Take your li'l sloop, John B., and go home
Tell South Carolina Blackbeard got Capwned!

This is some of the most challenging, avant garde stuff i've ever come across. I absolutely love it.

Let's get this train rollin'

Shania Twain

Any Man of Mine

Vince Gill and Patty Loveless

at the Universal Amphitheater in Los Angeles,
July, 1999

My Kind of Woman/My Kind of Man

The Lovin' Spoonful - You Didn't Have To Be So Nice

Hey, THIS, palooka!

"Heh, I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet. But your great-great-great-great-great grandkids are gonna love it."

Yesterday I found out the good news that The Rainmakers are releasing a new album next month. Can't wait.

Their last one is damn good.

The answer to a trivia question tonight.

Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs - Little Red Riding Hood