Banging The Dead Brother's Wife?

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by TheLonelySquire, Mar 1, 2017.

  1. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    ^first 8 are all attractive

    9th is just repulsive.
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  2. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    That wasn't the question.
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  3. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    No but that was my answer.
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  4. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    So you're unable to answer Lubak's challenge. That's honest.
  5. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    I'm guessing all except #9.
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  6. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    Nope.

    :thinking:
  7. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    I'm guessing 2, 4, 6, and 7.

    Probably not 5 unless she transitioned very young.

    Not sure about 1, 3, or 8. :shrug:
  8. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    I think 1 for sure.
  9. Tuckerfan

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    Don't know, don't care. Would nail all of them save for the last one.
  10. TheLonelySquire

    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

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    I think his point is that HRC is less attractive than a transtesticle. No one debates that so score one for Lubak.
  11. Ten Lubak

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    So you have no idea :lol:
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  12. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    So you'd tap all of that is what you're saying. ;)
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  13. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    Oh I wanna play. I'm going with 2, 4, and 8. :shakes:
  14. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    Answers will be posted Sunday.

    It'll give @TheLonelySquire a little time to figure out which former men make his pee pee feel funny
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  15. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    What difference does it make? Just because a man can make himself look like an attractive woman, that doesn't make him a woman.

    If you get a lady back to your place, and she slides off her dress to reveal she's got a dong, I'm pretty sure it's going to change your outlook.
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  16. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    What if the dong was turned to a vajayjay already? :unsure:
  17. TheLonelySquire

    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

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    Aren't you a black woman? Just asking?
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  18. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    If your god is real, then it is quite clear that he is evil. So there are only two moral options: either ignore him, or try to work against him.
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  19. Dayton Kitchens

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    Why do you insist on holding God to your moral standards?

    Do you hold your dog or cat to your moral standards? Reasonable question as God is far higher above us than humans are over a dog or cat.
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  20. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    Why would you want him held to lower ones?
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  21. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    So? :unsure:

    When in Rome.... :shrug:
  22. Dayton Kitchens

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    How can you say they are "lower standards"

    Once again you are basing it on the way a human tends to see things.
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  23. Tuckerfan

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    I don't know, what would you call failing to act to prevent evil?

    Okay, explain the morality of letting people be murdered in your name?
  24. Dayton Kitchens

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    I can't.

    But I'm not God. And I don't presume to impose my views of morality on a Supreme Being.

    Just as I don't let our dog tell me what's right and wrong either.
  25. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Yes you can.

    "Good", and "evil", are terms for human beings by human beings to describe certain concepts to be able to communicate with each other.

    If God acts in a way that we find evil by our standards, it does no good to try to wiggle out by saying "Gods ways are incomprehensible to us", because you can't turn around and have it both ways by saying "God loves us", because "love", is a human word with certain definitions that are contradicted by acts of evil.

    A hyper-dimensional being performing acts based on a hyper-dimensional set of morals can't interact with us in a meaningfully moral way, and we're better off without its interference.

    Going back to your dog analogy, dogs don't understand why we have them spayed, or give them shots, and that it's for their own good, but they also don't understand why bad owners abuse them.
    Does lack of comprehension make the bad owner good?
    No, and that's why "we don't understand", is a lazy and cowardly cop-out.

    We have to follow our own moral compass, and not that of an invisible slave master.
    Anything else is asking to be played by con-men.
    And a part of you knows it, because look at all the religions you don't believe in.
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  26. TheLonelySquire

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    He's your God as well. Choosing not to acknowledge this doesn't change that.
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  27. tafkats

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    Even if you're right, why should I obey him or pay him any respect? He's clearly an evil, petty tyrant, by your own dogma.
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  28. TheLonelySquire

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    I asked because I wanted to understand where you were coming from. You're part of a similarly "disadvantaged" group. Perhaps you feel that since someone would see fit to "tap" you that they would "tap" anything? Cmon, get real.
  29. TheLonelySquire

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    I never said you had to.
  30. Tuttle

    Tuttle Listen kid, we're all in it together.

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    Fun, a round of Spot the Tranny. Score six of ten, a so-so remake of the classic "Shoot the Poof" skit.

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