Batboy Has Found a New Mission...

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Batboy, Aug 16, 2011.

  1. Batboy

    Batboy Batboy

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    ...Hunting Down and Gutting this Asshole and Those of Like Mind.

    http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2011...two-cell-phones-banned-in-uk/?test=latestnews
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  2. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    I would have never guess you were Volpone.
  3. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Endangering others by using cell phones while driving is a fundamental human right! :shakefist:

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  4. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    Dude should be publicly flogged. With a chain made out of cell phones.
  5. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    The ass is on benefits and has two fucking cell phones? :shakefist:
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  6. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Few things piss me off more than seeing some idiot fucking off behind the wheel with a cell phone stuck to his/her ear. :ualbert:

    That and bicyclists hogging the road.
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  7. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    Fuck that. People say you should have a hands-free device. How the Hell do you play "Angry Birds" over Bluetooth!?
  8. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I don't know, Volpone, but I do know this: I'm damned near a fanatic about using my Bluetooth when driving.