Batboy Received Batboy's 2010 Census Form

Questions That Should Be Asked on the 2010 Census

• How many people live in your household?
  

Batboy knew Batboy should have gone with the DeLorean. Sure, the plutonium costs a bundle, and there's the occassional glitch that lands the operator in the awkward position of fending off advances from the operator's mom, but that's still better than picking neon blue space crustaceans from one's arm pits. Batboy should have known better than to go with the rice burner.

Constitutionally, it's supposed to be a headcount to apportion representation in Congress and that's all. Most of this other demographic info is none of their business.

I think my wife is hiding our census form from me to keep me out of trouble.

There's a reason they used the term "enumeration". And it guarantees that you're wrong about the demographics.