Beer Belly Putsch AFTERMATH Thread

Not just for military people, but anyone would be better off if they could do 30-60 days in and not deal with three years of probation. Knowing what I know now, take the 30 days in jail over years of probation. Especially if you can keep your job. In most states 30 days in jail is just shaved off your sentence anyways. so even 60 days would end up being 30. You really never want to deal with the department of probation as a grown adult because their whole purpose is to get money from you while fucking with you.

And sailors call Marines dumb.

Frankly, I'm surprised zombie Harry Truman hasn't tracked this guy down and killed him. Truman would have hated Trump viciously. When he spoke at the opening of a mall that had once been his family farm Truman said words to the effect of "I hope this fails miserably." He was not a fan of "developers" like Trump and is no doubt spinning in his grave over Trump having been President.

Old Harry loved that farm, but selling finally brought him the financial security he never had. Talk about bittersweet…

That excuse has served rapists in the military for at least 30 years.

Proud Boys leader from Millersville who beat officers in Jan. 6 attack sentenced to 5 1/2 years in prison

Former Marco Rubio Intern Indicted for Storming Capitol on January 6

NC member of Proud Boys arrested for alleged role in Jan. 6 Capitol breach, justice department says

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/ju...steve-bannon-begin-prison-sentence-rcna155209

After he was convicted somebody said Bannon's biggest fear about going to prison is that he'll finally have to take showers.

Oh, and the judge who sentenced him? A Trump appointee who used to clerk for Clarence Thomas.

https://consequence.net/2024/06/jay-johnston-bobs-burgers-plead-guilty-capitol-riot/

That and the alcohol withdrawal

like he hasn't been drinking toilet wine this whole time?

He didn't know there was any other kind.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/su...ay-supreme-court-rejects-last-minu-rcna158584

https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/4745971-amy-coney-barrett-jan-6-obstruction-dissent/

Two times in a row now that Barrett has ruled anti-MAGA, AND penned the opinion.

And the MAGAverse is now starting to turn on her.

Obviously not following the Aileen Cannon playbook.

Cannon's trying to tightrope the appearance of impartiality while doing Trump's bidding.
Probably because, opinions aside, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh and Barrett were qualified for they're position. Canton is decidedly NOT.

All three of them were marginal candidates, but I do agree that they're putting up a better front than Cannon.

Cannon’s previous job was yoga correspondent for a Miami newspaper.

She also hogged all the time at the Mar-a-lago glory holes.

They don't cavity search in Danbury. They make you squat and cough while using a mirror to look up your butthole. However, some poor people are going to have to clean out the fucking shower in processing after they force him to bathe, and someone is going to have to wash the towels. Worse yet, I do not think the industrial bleach will clean that slime off and they are going to re-use all of that shit.

Don't commit any crimes near Danbury until they burn their whites and rebuild their processing center. It is fucking cruel they will put puke covered detoxing junkies from the gutter through that shit. I have been in the shitholes of CT and I do not want anywhere near what bannon will leave behind.

I'd bet that the intake officers will be drawing straws, playing one potato, two potato, rock, paper, scissors..or something to see who has to do that job.

I agree, but probably because they want to meet bannon. I would imagine they are not going to be real hard on him at all. I really do not understand why people think the lowly COs are not going to take some time talking to the famous guy. I would imagine given they know when he is hitting processing they were probably fighting to be on shift tomorrow when he arrives.

All joking aside, they look up people's asses every fucking day. They have probably seen far worse than Bannon's ass. They take in homeless people and people in the middle of heroin detox. They have probably seen worse assholes than most doctors who do colonoscopies, hemmerhoid exams, and prostate exams. They have probably had to handle a lot worse dirty, bloody, and greasy motherfuckers than him. It is Danbury CT, and I know that area personally and very well. I know what holding at the court looks like because I have been there. I know people who have worked for the police, dispatch, and the EMTs there. I have been in back alleys and drug houses in the city and counties around Danbury.

All my joking about Bannon aside, he is not the worse they have seen. The guys who work there will ask him for his autograph and treat him like a celebrity. It is the cons he will have to worry about. Any employee who has it out for Bannon would be better off to not do a thing to him because there are probably a bunch of them who like him.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cw0yqv84x4ko

Oh, come on! It wasn’t a civil war. It was just a group of tourists who got lost. I mean, sure, someone deliberately attacked the Capitol and won, you could call it a civil war.

It was a glorious Civil War in which the good people of this country stood up to the Commie Tyrants and took their country back. Also it was just tourists and it didn't actually happen. Not a single living person was within two miles of the capitol that day except for crisis actors who also weren't there because it was a deepfake made using real MAGA soldiers who showed the democrats what's what.