Benghazi, Benghazi , BENGHAZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, you obviously mean that ironically, but taken literally....that would actually be cool.
To be King of Anime?
Are you kidding?

Free copies from all the studios of all the DVDs, veto power on all scripts, a crown, a throne...
Shit, the throne would have to the control chair of a mecha.
Top it off, all the free cosplay-girl pussy you could ask for.
Frankly, I'm not seeing a downside at all.

Pompous?

My self-esteem is pretty average. Exaggerated dignity? I describe myself as a "Wacky Neighbor". Dignity and mad-cap hi-jinx do not go hand in hand. Likewise pretension and mad-cap hi-jinx.

High sounding phrases? I think that insults, particularly the crude things I so often serve up, are rather low-brow, sophomoric, and guttural; the very antithesis of high sounding.

Characterized by pomp or stately display? (Imagine Bender, laughing even harder.)

Gasbag?

Sorry about that. I've been consuming a lot of broccoli lately.

The irony comes from you being a moron, calling me a moron.

You first fuckwad.

Every time I see this, not only do I literally laughter out loud, but think of that Audioslave song "Be Yourself"."Kill yourself, kill all that you can be."

That's Audioslave, you moron.

Ok Mr. Chardman -- you got me. I misread your post.

In response to your name calling, I fart in your general direction.

An appropriate response, albeit a tad too French for my tastes.

Seriously, though, man

Look Volpy... Here's an excellent fire for you to die in: