Big Damn Hero Redux: Man Shoots Teen Over Saggy Pants...

If the foot don't work...

Asshole starts an altercation over fashion, then escalates it with a weapon, then shoots the kids as they flee. If this is the type of person who should be allowed to walk the streets, much less have a weapon, I'm at a complete loss.

I didn't know "timeless" was synonymous with "redneck."

I highly doubt he had a permit to carry.

He does not have a carry permit: http://www.commercialappeal.com/data/gunpermits/

There is a Kenneth Bonds of a different age in a different town with one, but that isn't our Kenneth.

Yes you can, but, according to my dad, I was a grumpy 70 year old man when I was born.

^Benjamin Button?

Maybe. I can say with all honesty that I do not own a single pair of denim pants or shorts. I have dress pants (including various colors of suit pants) and casual pants, which include various shades of Khaki, Olive Drab, and Navy Blue. I also own and wear more than a few Fedora.

How the Hell can you not have any jeans?

That's downright un-American.

They're fuckin' hot! Take two identical days. Wear a pair of denim pants the first day. We're a pair of knit khakis the second. The temperature difference is more than a little noticeable.

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I guess I don't notice anymore, since I was required to wear them for so long.

I don't even remember the last time I wore khaki pants...

Be charitable. Elwood does live in Hell, I mean Alabama.

Bah.

I live in Texas and I wear jeans to work every single day.

I suppose if your role model is Elton John or something, you might think that.

Jean shorts.

All the pockets and durability, but not as hot. Dickies makes some that have a hammer loop and pockets down the leg. Takes months to break them in, but it's worth it.

I know when I need durability in my pants, I'm thinking "Only half it and expose skin on the rest."

Wearing jorts is the first step down a path that finds you in a basement, lying on a twin bed, surrounded by anime posters, with a homemade "TAKE ME" sign and a webcam.

Nobody who uses the word "jorts" has any business criticizing anyone for anything, ever.

It is a valid term. Google it. In particular the UrbanDictionary entry is

I'm sure it is, sweetie.