Big Macs thread

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Jeff Cooper Disciple, Jun 16, 2007.

  1. Jeff Cooper Disciple

    Jeff Cooper Disciple You've gotta be shittin' me.

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    Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun!

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  2. Speck

    Speck Dark Brotherhood

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    If you ask for a Big Mac at a Burger King, they just get you a Whopper.
  3. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

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    Big Macs are fuckin' nasty. Mozza burgers from A&W, now that's tasty.
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  4. Aurora

    Aurora VincerĂ²!

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    Pickles are of the devil :borg:
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  5. 14thDoctor

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    They're like tiny zombie cucumbers.
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  6. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Pickles will never, ever have a place on any hamburger I eat. I mean, what the hell? Who wants to taste pickle on a burger?
  7. Aurora

    Aurora VincerĂ²!

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    Pickles should be banned from this planet. I have eaten weird stuff in weird places but nothing ever made me gag from touching it but those crippled little cucumbers,
  8. Dr. Drake Ramoray

    Dr. Drake Ramoray 1 minute, 42.1 seconds baby!

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    I think it was baby Stewie's speach about "Oh God help you if I find a pickle" in an episode of Family Guy that made me a fan. :yes:
  9. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Pickles are awesome. Pickle relish- even better.

    I like the occasional Big Mac. But I try not to overdo it on teh fast food. That way lies ruin.
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  10. Chris

    Chris Cosmic Horror

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    No pickles, no onions. Perfect.

    I had a craving for one just a few minutes ago... :calli:
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  11. Prufrock

    Prufrock Disturbing the Universe

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    What's with all the pickle hate? :( That's the best part of a hamburger.
    I hate how the fast food joints always seem to skimp on the pickles. :mad:

    I don't like Big Macs or Whoppers. That "special sauce" is :yuck:
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  12. Powaqqatsi

    Powaqqatsi Haters gonna hate.

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    I get a big mac with just cheese and ketchup. Tasty. Sure, its not even close to being the best burger out there, but its so freakin cheap and it takes 2 minutes to drive thru. Every now and then, a McDonalds does sound pretty good.
  13. JohnM

    JohnM SUPREME ALLAH

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  14. Clyde

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    Double-Double cheeseburger, ketchup and mustard instead of the spread, and onions. :techman:
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  15. Chris

    Chris Cosmic Horror

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    If it's not a Big Mac, it's a double quarter-pounder w/cheese & ketchup (nothing else).

    Mmmm.
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  16. Nautica

    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    WTF is wrong w/ you people? Pickles are just fine. Maybe not the best part of the burger (sorry Prufrock), but holy fuck, it's just one of many condimental offerings. Certainly no worse than mayo or mustard, fer chrissake! But also nowhere near the heaven that is bacon, swiss cheese, and BBQ sauce.
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  17. Chris

    Chris Cosmic Horror

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    I buy a sandwich for the meat, not the condiments.

    Perhaps why I enjoy the McChicken and the beloved McRib. I miss you Ribwich. :(
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  18. Phoenix

    Phoenix Sociopath

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    Down with the pickle hatred!!:mob::mob::mob::mob::mob::mob:
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  19. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Fuck Big Macs!

    Here is the only double patty burger worthy of the name:

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  20. RickDeckard

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    Now I'm feeling sick.
  21. Chris

    Chris Cosmic Horror

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    ^Girlie.
  22. Ramen

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    Nothing beats the king of McDonald's Artery Choker: The Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese.

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    That's right baby, a half pound of greasy goodness. :king:
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  23. Nautica

    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    LOVE the Wendy's Doubles!!!!

    HATE the fact that all the local Wendy's closed down. :sob:
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  24. Gonad

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    Big Macs are where it's at, minus the cheese of course.
  25. actormike

    actormike Okay, Connery...

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    There's no excuse for eating a Big Mac in southern California, not when we have In-N-Out and Fatburger, not to mention some of the best high-end burgers in the nation. Just last night I had a half-pound burger with jack cheese, marinated mushrooms, roasted garlic mayo and grilled onions served with a side of plantains. My mind...blown!
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  26. Aurora

    Aurora VincerĂ²!

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    Dunno if they have it anywhere else, but McD's has a 'WM Burger' here whenever there's a big football event like world cup or EURO. It has... three... patties :lol:

    And yes, I have eaten one. It was good. Never mind that I couldn't anything for 24 hours but it was worth it :lol:
  27. Talkahuano

    Talkahuano Second Flame Lieutenant

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    Try putting bacon on a quarter pounder. :yes: It's very good.
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  28. Talkahuano

    Talkahuano Second Flame Lieutenant

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    Y'all wanna hear some pickle stories? Like the way those damn things are stored?

    'Cause it's some nasty packaging I tell ya... and all that pickle juice is sooooooooo stinky! :yuck:

    Still like 'em, though. :yes: The flies don't seem to like pickles very much. No, they go after the cheese, usually.
  29. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Ever guzzle pickle juice after the pickles are gone?
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  30. Talkahuano

    Talkahuano Second Flame Lieutenant

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    Yes. :unsure:

    Well, not quite guzzle... but I have tried drinking it, yes. :calli: