Blame Uncle Albert

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  1. Ubermass

    Ubermass Fresh Meat

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    It is Uncle Albert's fault my case of Royal Purple was damaged by UPS and I can't change my oil
  2. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    It's UA's fault the duals are running rampant.
  3. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Not a dual. He just doesn't give enough of a shit to post very often.
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  4. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    17 times in a year?
  5. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Yeah. So?
  6. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    Just sounded odd, so I was suspicious. But if you say he's alright, then he must be. <derisive snort>
  7. Tuttle

    Tuttle Listen kid, we're all in it together.

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    It's a bit localized a disturbance to gain much interest here - couldn't you have blamed it on a right-wing fourth-column group or something?
  8. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    It's really the "Uber Penis Service" and it's part of a coded signal that no one else but UA is supposed to get. Volpone has his top people working on it. Top
  9. Caboose

    Caboose ....

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    So UA slapped the UPS guy and he dropped it? :unsure:

    He probably deserved it.
  10. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    It's the Red Room, after all. I mean, how tame is motor oil for the average person?
  11. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    I bet UA got my copy of 2012 that Amazon supposedly shipped March 10, and still hasn't arrived.
  12. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Rented it, actually. But I was kinda pissed that Blockbuster was out of Blu Ray copies.
  13. Caboose

    Caboose ....

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    I'm waiting for the ppv release after the first.
  14. Eminence

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    I blame Uncle Albert for black formatted text not being visible in the Solstice theme. :P
  15. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    Depends on how it's used. :D
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  16. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    I blame UA for puppies, rainbows, laughing children and random exuberance.

    Because they exist solely to piss him off. :D
  17. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    They're gonna get ya, UA....gonna get ya...

    [​IMG]
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  18. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    :shep:
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  19. Azure

    Azure I could kick your ass

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  20. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    enlighten me, what the fuck is Royal Purple (besides Elton John's bathroom)?
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  21. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Scott.
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  22. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Turn in your man card! :P


    Royal Purple.
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  23. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    :finger: if it ain't at Canadian Tire...

    I'll see what the guys at the shop have to say for it though...My bike is probably older than the scientist who came up wtih the blend.

    and why is it unusable if UA dropped it? is this like the "shim stock" anecdote in ZMM? figures the oil is bruised like fruit or gin?
  24. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I blame Albert for Global Warming because he doesn't have a catalytic converter on his Jeep.
  25. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    I blame Uncle Albert for Obama because Uncle Albert didn't vote. :borg:

    ;)
  26. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Right. :rolleyes:

    Because my writing in James T. Kirk would've made all the difference. :dayton:
  27. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    Yes. Yes it would have. :bailey:

    ;)
  28. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    Royal Purple also makes a decent weapons lube as well
  29. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    Didn't Royal Purple open for Spinal Tap during the 1974 tour?
  30. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Your vote for the candidate that you think would best serve in the office makes all the difference.

    I wrote in Ron Paul even though I knew he wouldn't win, but I wrote him in anyway because I thought he was the best man for the job. When I got home from the polls, my kids started, "Daaaaaaad! You threw away your vote!", I used the opportunity to give them a civics lesson. No, I didn't throw it away. I voted for the man I thought right for the job. That's what you're supposed to do. I hope they learned and remember that lesson.

    Apathy never makes a difference.