BREAKING: U.S. Civil War commences

JFC. This is supposed to be mollifying?

You getting a lengthening or a widening? Both?

I'll put $20 on "furiously masturbating."

"Stand back and stand by."

Biden did his live.

The big teevee star had to record his.

How many takes do you think he needed?

LMAO:

He can't help himself.

Clinton just finished her 437th hour of testimony in the ongoing Benghazi hearings, and they took a break for the day.

No, it's so he can say, "There! I said something! None of this is my fault! I told them to go home and they didn't! It's not my problem."

Dozens.

This is the Irish foreign Minister. And we're usually very spineless when it comes to things like this.



Here is Boris Johnson's comments.

Cruz can't lay pipe without a tax break to get him hard.

I believe the picture on the left is the Lincoln Memorial, but the meme is still apt.

In other news, I hear the Mayor of Portland was teargassed.

Looks like the NG is inside the capitol.

Still waiting on these clowns to start with the rubber bullets.

I'm reading Michael Cohen's book at the moment and JUST got to the chapter where Trump got him to rig (by using bought IPs) a CNBC poll of "top businessmen", deliberately coming in 9th so as not to attract suspicion of cheating (Cohen had to talk Trump down from 1st).

And Cohen flat out says that Trump, within hours of the poll closing, seemed to genuinely believe he got 9th place on merit, knowing full well he rigged the poll. Because people were calling him (or he was calling them) and telling him "very much deserved", "never in doubt", etcetera.

@Paladin: Overjoyed!

If peaceful BLM protesters get rubber bullets to the face, these violent treasonous fucks more than deserve the genuine article.

I'm sure the rioters will be ordering takeout from Los Pollos Hermanos.

Not sure what the corporate tax rate has to do with this, but whatever. Otherwise largely correct.

Well his wife is ugly

As with Paladin's fixation on the SC, part of the stated reason the GOP were prepared to overlook Trump's fuckwittery as long as he got them what they wanted.

Corporate tax breaks, naturally, being better than the complete breakdown of US society.