candle light vigil for Tex

I've read that one of the things U.S. Cavalry soldiers liked to do to captured Indians back in the old west was, they'd tie each one up all spread-eagle between two tall fence posts, then a whole shitload of soldiers would take turns getting a good long running start and falcon kick the red savage in the balls.

That's what I've read.

free stiffler!

The Facebook version is more entertaining.

Glass houses? I'm 30 and my hair is thick and beautiful. Everywhere.

It was the shirt opened just one button too many that put the cherry on top for me.

Eh, if you've seen one photo of Sokar, you've seen them all.




Wait, I mean I've seen them all.






Wait, I mean I've saved them all.

Stop saying you're going to do it and just do it, ya pussy.

I'm posting from my phone, I don't have the file with me.

But if someone wants to PM me another copy of it, that'll save some time when I get home.

Yes. Yes it is.

Watching KIRK continue kissing up to Baldar, er, Sokar, even after he's heen completely pansed is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

We don't care that you didn't shave this morning.

Kirk has a very good reason to feel sympathetic for Baldar.

Tex would've loved this thread.

And he will again, that's the beauty of it.

Aw, man, I missed Sokar getting his what goes around comes around moment? Damn. I also am 31 and have a full head of glorious hair.

I find it interesting that myself and a couple of others post here with what is essentially our real names, and because we don't act like shitheads to everyone, have no problems ...

As the most egregious offender, you would be the first one to slither out from under your rock.

If this:

can be verified, the conviction should be overturned.

I'm getting a bald spot at 46. Had my first gray hair at 29.

Yeah, I'm 31 and going thin in front, so I just started wearing it short. When I go completely bald, it won't matter, because hopefully by then all of my soon to be riches will net me a wonderful trophy wife and my custom built monster truck Winnebago.

Indeed he would. Indeed he would.

Spend a week here posting regularly. Every time you disagree with Kirk, Sokar or Jamey, state your case politely but consistently. Every time you feel a criticism of Obama is unjustified, say so. Let me know how that works out for you.

dkehler's also Canadian. We all know what that means...

His head splits entirely in half when he talks?

Of those three, Sokar is really the only one I have not exchanged actual pleasantries with. But I have no interest in trying to change their minds about anything because I know I can't.

Kick the baby!

This is the best thread of Wordforge since the new year.

Sad, ain't it?