Candlelight Vigil for [You]

My brother knows I post here (some of you have seen him pimping out his videos under my name a few times until I went on his Youtube account and deleted them ). Since I always stay logged on, he'll probably post here, if anything happened in the next year or so.

Abso-fraggin-lutely. I'da repped you, but I'm out after the Techman threads.

I doubt anyone would remember me on this board, as I'm not a well-known member.

I doubt there'd be anyway for anyone on here to find out I died (unless I go down in a flaming blaze of glory on the National Mall, getting riddled with bullets by corrupt lawmen, while my love lays prostrate on the ground screaming 'SACAPUNTAS!!!!' or some such thing). None of my family knows I post here. Maybe if they went through my address book, and contacted one of the HoT girls, Anna might find out about it eventually through them.

Not like anyone would notice if I left. Last time I did I didn't even get a Candlelight Vigil. [/guilttrip]

I promise you that when you die, I will be prostrate with grief on the forum. I will quote from the Book of Revelations, chapter 4 verse 2, (right after the revelation of the flying cheeses), which is the verse that discusses Diacanu's role in the End Times...

And Lo, it will be and it shall be,
That a man, red in colour and round in shape, filled with hail
Shall layeth down with a maiden fair (who not beth a lamb or other beast, but an actual girl with girl parts)
And the Seventh Seal shall be broken
And the oceans will turn red, and the skies black
Seven Tubas will resound, played by Seven Painted Jezebels on the backs of Seven Black Mooses
And all manner of unclean beast shall spring forth from the ground
And lo, they will say as one...
"Dude, did you ever watch The Last Unicorn?"
And lo, the people shall rend their garments and answear
"What?"
And the unclean beasts shall repeat themselves,
And the people shall say, "You know, that's a little dissapointing. I mean, it's the friggin Apocalypse, and you are unclean harbingers of it, and you friggin ask us if we ever watched a friggin kids movie?!"
And lo, the unclean beasts shall look upon the dirt, feeling chagrined, and shall ask "Well, what should we have asked you?"
And the people will say "I don't know, maybe 'Have you ever danced with the Devil in the Pale Moonlight?'"
And the unclean beasts shall retort "They already said that on Batman!"
And the people shall reply "But The Batman kicks ass! The Batman would so know how to run a friggin Apocalypse! He'd friggin stab unicorns with his Bat-unicorn stabber!"
And lo, that is when the winged feta shall fall upon them, hungry for blood
Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Amen



And of course, I will wear this av in your honour, and I encourage others to do the same...

[?=In Loving Memory of Diacanu][/?]


Amen.

Out of rep for now.

That's not true.




There never was anyone but the Async Sentient AI...

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Somewhere in the jillion alternate multiverses, there has to be a Diacanu that was worthy of the hand of the fair Mouse.
When I pass on, and gain mulitverse dream visitation abilities, I plan to find him, and interview him extensively.
Cuz, to hell with Einstein or Groucho, there's a guy with some stories.

Ace Diacanu... what a guy.

I'd smoke him a kipper any day.

If I died, I'm sure Kyle would find out and let u know. Right Kyle?? Right??? If not...i'd kick it and nobody would know...

[action=Paladin]has a strange urge to compose a 'farewell message' like the kind Kirk left for Spock and McCoy in 'The Tholian Web.'[/action]

I can't go to the hospital without you people knowing about it so I'm pretty sure you'll know I'm dead before I do.

I've told my husband to let TrekBBS know. From there, people would find out.

And you know, death is often unexpected. I came very close to it in February. A truck going very fast crossed its lane and aimed at me. Very fast reflexes, no wall or ditch on the side, but grass (unlike on other parts of that two lane road) and very good luck saved me. I have no doubt that I'd have at the least been seriously injured, if not dead. The truck hit the car two cars behind me (the guy behind me evidently getting out of the way.) I looked in the rear view mirror. He DEMOLISHED the car.

So we're not guaranteed to go to age 85 or whatever. Death might well come today, unexpectedly.

As death to me someday would be a release from life and I believe in an afterlife, I would like people to celebrate through any tears.

So both my enemies and those who care about me should celebrate. Think "Irish wake." Good times, reminiscing and no sadness.

Same here. Other boards might, but this one won't.

[action=phantomofthenet]plays his...[/action]

"Tamar, at this moment you're heartbroken. I understand. I never forgot that night in the hot tub. Tell Zell to think nicely of me whenever he plays the tape.

Elwood, by now you're probably making the hardest decisions of your life. BE the administrator of Wordforge. Face MEANT what he said about me, so ban him. Ban him and make it stick.

Cass - I kept your secret. Nobody will ever know you are the real Angel of Death and look hot when wearing nothing but a sickle. I never told anyone about that, not even Volpone.

Persianmouse - I know that your adoration of me blinded you to Diacanu, but it was never meant to be for us. Give the lad a chance now that I'm gone.

Storm: Hate to tell you, but Tex was never your type.

Mrs. Albert: I'm handing out your phone number to all the pretty lesbians in the afterlife.

That's a rough draft...the rest will be on a 900 number, for only 5.00 per minute.

I think most people have forgotten me as it is, and I seldom get to post as often as I used to, so, if anything ever does happen to me, I doubt you'll ever know.

If a Lost/abortion/religion thread goes for more than a month without a post from me, you'll know I'm dead.

back in the day before anyone in my family knew the particulars of where i posted, I was going to leave a note that they would find if anything happened to me telling them how to contact NAHTMMM so that he could let anyone else who might care know. I never actually got around to doing it but fortunately it was never needed.

When I die, I want all the WF hotties to meet up in Nebraska to console UA, have a few drinks, one thing leads to another, post the pics in my candlelight vigil thread.




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I won't be missed here.

^ I would think the same, but there is always the off chance that one or two things you have said have stirred a thought or feeling in another person. I for one have been something of a laughing stock now and again (at not with) and hell it works. Even if you aren't someone that is necessarily one of the "cool" kids, people will still know who you are and wonder what could have been (in the cases of early demise).

I think I can safely say nobody here would know if I died.

I'd like a when Trekkers attack rabid Star Wars fanboys thread about me when I go.

I have a "notification" sheet with the people and places that will need to know when I die. Wordforge is on the sheet.