Catch Twitterverse 22

I, for one, welcome our new deinonychus and emu overlords.

This thread is hilarious. We cannot contain gorillas, they just chill at zoos and leave whenever they want to

Investing in bored apes?
That's a paddlin' gassin'.

This one time, at church camp, we went to a dark place and imagined our own deaths.

Holy shit, that's fucked up.

Why?

Bad monetary policy, revolving doors leading capital cronyism, failed interference in the private sector, too big to fail, failure to control inflation, contributing to inflation, not raising the interest rates when n necessary for economic growth, contributing to economic downturns, al of the above. Take your pick.

Are you familiar with the financial panics that happened roughly once per decade during the 19th century and led to the creation of the Fed?

Yes I am. How are things any different now? It’s a natural part of the cycle for the market to take a nosedive every decade or so. In fact, we’re overdue for one now. Never fear though, we’re inching closer towards a recession soon.

Well, for one thing, we no longer have massive bank failures every 10 years with people just losing all the money they'd deposited in a split second with no hope of getting it back?