Chardman is NOT garamet

So can we dispense with that latest stupid accusation?

No, 'cause it's fun. And because it bothered her so much she ran to the Help Desk about it, which gave me the best laugh I've had all week.

The double-funny being that garamet's jimmies were rustled hard enough to send her running to the Help Desk and, secondarily, what she was all twisted up about. How's that grab ya, Chardman? Even your very best-est board buddy thinks so little of you that she'll run to the staff and cry when somebody associates her with you just the right way.

Says Teh Baba clone

I'm not at all upset that Garamet wanted to set the record straight, and definitively prove you to be the liar we all knew you to be, Terrible Writer™.

Honestly, a waste of a thread

Thanks for reminding us how creepy you are, Tamar.

When all we see is you and your stupid enemies all over the place and little else for months it is just boring and tiresome. Hell, it must be boring and tiresome for you, too. The size and nature of this board make it lousy troll feeding grounds at the moment.

Yeah, it's so creepy to look someone up on Google that pretty much 90% of the population does it.

If what I do literally scares you, you best hide under the bed and throw out your computer because you couldn't take the actual creepy shit going on out there.

So very sad.

Really?

Truly one of the saddest and most pathetic ripostes in WF history.

You're talking like i was going for something amazing. I just gave you what you are worth. It was a fucking masterpiece compared to your "there are people more creepy than me on the Interent" abortion of a post.

Fuck off, you creepy bitch.

/thread.

You know you laughed, too. Deep in the darkest, most vile recesses of your mind, where you keep the Flamin' Hot Cheetos just in case you get hungry enough to eat them someday.

Even if Chardman isn't garamet, she's garamet/b. Really, hide the usernames and they're interchangeable.

Creepy, scary Tamar isn't going to get you, sweetie. You can stop hiding behind Mommy's skirts and be a big boy now.

I use garamet/b for upset stomach.

Eh. Two liberals of a certain age with the same beliefs...probably not really surprising they would sound very similar.

Be happy for her...she has a new head monkey.

To induce one?

Maybe she's grooming a successor. Perhaps her thousand year reign of is drawing to a close.

Well, if you'd do your job and be hilarious when you're supposed to be, garamet wouldn't have to come in as a pinch-hitter.

You're not exactly that funny yourself lately. Stale. Same old shit over and over. You need more fertile trolling grounds or a serious personality revamp again. This has gotten tiresome plus your giving them the platform to derp they need and want.

I do improv. I work with what I'm given.

Seriously, when has he ever been funny? Some people have a good knack of posting some good comebacks, witty one liners etc. I really struggle to remember a chuckle I've had reading any of his posts. Generally a mixture of neurotic nonsense and the tired Uncle Albert2.0 style.

Nah, it's got to get a lot darker for me to find these Itchy & Scratchy antics funny.

Someone has to get so angry at garamet, that they physically hurt themselves, and then someone else bawls on the hurt person's behalf, and red face screams incoherent gibberish through mucous bubbles, and the madness just escalates, and escalates, until 5 ambulances, and a fire chief are involved.

And everyone just totally misses that they're all equally insane.
That's the best part.

Through the blood, and the tears, and the pee, and the smoke from the fires, you get that look, you get that far off haunted look in someone's eye like they almost get it, and then...the stupid dipshit illusions swoop in to keep them from cracking.
It's like the brain's defenses, or something.

That little moment, that's what I live for.
Where the veil almost slips.
I love that.
THAT'S when I get out the popcorn.

And no, in this scenario, garamet is not sorry, so stop screaming, red faced crying person.
*The timeline goes the same, and they do it anyway*
Tch, why did I even bother with this time machine?

I dunno. It's common knowledge that @Ancalagon has @Chardman on ignore. And Ancalagon only ignores @garamet ...so there.

That's because you personify the caricature of the dour Scot. Now go pick a fight with a haggis or tell some kids they can't have any pudding if they don't eat their meat or somethin'.

Isn't it obvious?

For the yams.