Now, see, this could've really steamrolled into a good Aprils Fool - a bit of a ruckus over this, then announce @Chardman is @garamet. Have the board flounce around a bit, see who is taken in, and then soundly mock them on the 2nd, and then see who rehashes it 6 months down the line and really mock them. *sigh*
And there you go, you take an old stereotype, one which actually has no basis on my posting history here and you use it as a rebuttal. No wonder people mock you about your creative writing skills. Try harder.