Chewie's WASTED!

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by CaptainChewbacca, Jul 29, 2009.

  1. CaptainChewbacca

    CaptainChewbacca Lord of Rodly Might

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    She broke up with me... in a text message! Then, I mixed vodka, whiskey, tequila, and diet cherry coke.

    Ask away!
    CaptainChewbacca, Jul 29, 2009
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  2. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Whadya do wrong big fella? :shrug:
    Lt. Mewa, Jul 29, 2009
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  3. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    He wouldn't shave.
    Tamar Garish, Jul 29, 2009
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  4. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Anyway, now she can go on the Possible Booty Call List. :fun:
    Lt. Mewa, Jul 30, 2009
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  5. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    Diet? DIET?

    three kinds of alcohol and you use DIET soda?

    That just seems...wrong.
    Nova, Jul 30, 2009
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  6. Robotech Master

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    Strip club, dude.

    Go now!
    Robotech Master, Jul 30, 2009
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  7. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    No. Try to bag one of your ex's friends. :tasvir:
    Lt. Mewa, Jul 30, 2009
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  8. Azure

    Azure I could kick your ass

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    If she was driving while she sent that message you could make a citizens arrest.
    Azure, Jul 30, 2009
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  9. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    :doh: :jayzus:


    Yeah, that's the move.
    Lt. Mewa, Jul 30, 2009
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  10. CaptainChewbacca

    CaptainChewbacca Lord of Rodly Might

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    THers's no strip clubs in modesto. ITS A FUCKING RIPOFF!

    And yes, diet soda. Its all I buy, being the health-conscious pillar of virtue that I am.
    CaptainChewbacca, Jul 30, 2009
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  11. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    Sucks dude...
    :cheers:
    Spaceturkey, Jul 30, 2009
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  12. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    :( How long had you guys been together?
    Bailey, Jul 30, 2009
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  13. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Stay at Home Astronaut. Administrator Overlord

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    What the hell kind of Quaker town doesn't have a strip club?:jayzus:
    Dr. Krieg, Jul 30, 2009
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  14. CaptainChewbacca

    CaptainChewbacca Lord of Rodly Might

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    Its central california, like amish country but they wear shorts.
    CaptainChewbacca, Jul 30, 2009
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  15. Clyde

    Clyde Orange

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    She broke up in a text message? Weak. You sure she sent it?

    Damn.

    Sorry to hear the news.
    Clyde, Jul 30, 2009
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  16. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

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    Mewa's totally right.

    Nothing makes the pain go away like banging one of her friends. Especially if it's her best friend, and especially if you go to Dennys after and talk about everything you dislike about her.




    Then a couple months later, talk her friend into giving you a ride to ikea so you can buy a new desk.




    :?:
    14thDoctor, Jul 30, 2009
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  17. classichummus

    classichummus Fresh Meat

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    YOU LIVE IN MODESTO!!!!! I am SOOOO sorry!!!!! That place sucks fucking balls!!! I really feel bad you have to live there. You should get out ASAP!!!! Get out before you reek of cow shit!!!

    I am also really sorry your GF broke up with you especially through a text message!!! That really sucks!!!!
    classichummus, Jul 31, 2009
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  18. Chris

    Chris Cosmic Horror

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    Sorry to hear about that man.

    I'd go hop in the Falcon and get wasted in wine country, but that's just me.
    Chris, Jul 31, 2009
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  19. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    If you took any nude pics or pr0n videos of her, post 'em on the internets.
    Muad Dib, Jul 31, 2009
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