Chris 'Tingles' Matthews - Retard

Jeopardy is really scraping the bottom of the barrel for "celebrities" these days.

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Who gives a shit?

CLASSIC! But I'm sure he'll accuse the republican Conservative war machine of bombarding his brain with a top secret jamming signal so he couldn't think straight.

You don't think it's interesting karma when someone who spent a great deal of time casting aspersions against someone can't live up to their own criteria?

The man should have kept his yap shut and now it's biting him in the behind.

You would if it was Bill OReilly.

Nope.

Bill O'Reilly would have better sense. 'Hmmm, I dogged Palin about Jeopardy. They want me on Jeopardy. What if I fuck up??? Hmmm, better skip that Jeopardy gig. Just to be safe.'

Yup! FGP went by the name Francis. I think some friends called him Frank.

His son, Francis Gary Powers Jr. goes by the name Gary.

'Oh sorry, you buzzed in too late.'

You didn't buzz at all. You just stood there with a dumb look on your face.

'Oh sorry, bad comeback.'

I give this thread five stars!

Or somebody did, anyway.

Saw this yesterday. Nobody did particularly well. I think all three of the final Jeopardy question wrong and the winner can only something like $5000.

I can imagine how well Sokar would do on Jeopardy.

"I'll take 'Asian Bitches' for $1,000."

What was that annoying whine sound?

So even amongst mental midgets, he's tiny.

So...I take it this Chris Matthews person is someone Sokar thinks is important to his life?

Why else would we want a petty low-grade humiliation heaped on this person?

I don't know, but maybe it took the word missing from that sentence.

Please don't act like you don't know who the fuck Chris Matthews is.

That's pitifully stupid even for you.

Are you speaking to me?

Do you need help figuring that out?

Are you trying to perfect your stupid routine? Don't bite off of garamet's material. She has that one down pat.

Ah...so, this Sara Palin person is very special to you, and you want personal revenge on this Chris Matthew person.

Stop right the fuck there.

End the 'retard running in circles' routine. You can DD&B until your fucking testicles finally drop, but take a stand, momma's boy.

Tell me you don't see the hypocrisy here.

Just come right out and say it.

I suppose. It just goes to show that "celebrities" are no smarter than the average person.

Oh, I can, but I just can't seem to make myself care.


Matthews vs. Palin?

May as well be discussing the plots to "Jersey Shore", or WWE wrestling.

...and liberal Talking Heads are stupider than the average person.

I know Palin. Never heard of Matthews.

So what's up with The Situation?

And the only thing even stupider are the conservative talking heads.

"I know you are, but what am I?!"

Truth is, Pew Research has consistently shown conservatives are smarter than liberals. In fact middle-aged white male conservatives consistently get the highest scores.