Christmas gift for my cornpone WF friends

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Lt. Mewa, Dec 20, 2013.

  1. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    As soon as I saw it I knew it was for ya'll. You love the show and ya country.

    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!! :mewa2: chia 1.jpg chia 2.jpg
    Lt. Mewa, Dec 20, 2013
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  2. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    I wonder if they'll pull Phil or if he'll be their best seller? :unsure:
    garamet, Dec 20, 2013
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  3. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    People can buy it and piss on him!
    Lt. Mewa, Dec 20, 2013
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  4. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    Chia Fidel might work as well.
    Dinner, Dec 20, 2013
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  5. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    Honestly the most profitable household plant to ever come out of Mexico.
    Dinner, Dec 20, 2013
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  6. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    It might even grow from piss. From what I understand chia plants grow like weeds no matter what you do to them.
    Dinner, Dec 20, 2013
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  7. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    two words:
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    Spaceturkey, Dec 20, 2013
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  8. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Chia seeds are actually quite nutritious.
    gul, Dec 20, 2013
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  9. evenflow

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    Is there a way to get the beard to bloom in a rainbow blend of flowers?
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  10. Larry

    Larry 18 wheels a rolling!! Deceased Member Moderator

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    Those fuckers will sell ANYTHING.. It's all about the MONEY!!
    Larry, Dec 20, 2013
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  11. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Yeah, I saw these Duck Dynasty chias the other day shopping - not quite as dumb as the Obama chias I saw a few years back, but pretty close.
    oldfella1962, Dec 20, 2013
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  12. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Those do grow if you piss on them. :soholy:
    shootER, Dec 20, 2013
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