Congrats and kudos to The Flashlight

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Sokar, Mar 27, 2008.

  1. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    Not only have you created what will most likely be the longest thread in the history of the board, but the thread has had some beautiful unexpected results.

    Essentially, the thread has become a quarantine field of sorts for garamet. She rarely ventures outside of it. I suspect that it's because the density has become so great that garamet's ego can no longer pull away from the increased gravitational pull.

    There are now only about 5 people who dare go into it including garamet (because it's all about her), the guy who's asked 111 TIMES if the thread is STILL going on and Sexbot who still seems to think she'll answer a question.

    Out-fuckin-standing.

    :clap:

    :fireworks: :fireworks:

    Thread of the year 2008.

    Coincidentally about the Drama Queen of the year 2008.
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  2. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    How long was the Meka thread? I thought that went into the 2000's.
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  3. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    Maybe. Was it in the RR? I don't remember going into it even once.

    Anyway, I don't underestimate garamet's desire to take that title. Not at all.
  4. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Poor Sokar. Clueless as ever... :jayzus:
  5. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    AAAAHHHH!

    It flew out of it's cage!

    BTW - You couldn't pick a better adjective than 'clueless'? That doesn't seem to really fit. Your editors must hate you.
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  6. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    Thank you, thank you! I humbly accept this honor on behalf of myself and all Wordforge. :king:

    BTW, another unexpected benefit of the thread is that it seems to have also pulled in T'Bonz, trapping her in it's immense gravitational pull. T'Bonz, the aspiring writer, who's got her tongue so far up Margaret's twat she's licking the back of her tonsils. T'Bonz obviously hopes that furiously brown nosing Margaret will help her get a book published.
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  7. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Is this shit STILL going? :soma:
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  8. Ramen

    Ramen Banned

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    I'm looking forward to the Waynes brothers production of EPIC THREAD! :yes:
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  9. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    There are better uses to a tongue that long, I would think. If she were a few decades younger and 40+ pounds lighter...

    I'm just sayin' :ramen:
  10. Professor Sexbot

    Professor Sexbot ERROR: 404

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    You know, that brings up an interesting topic. I have been wondering recently what being a T'Bonz/Garamet sandwich would taste like. Moldy cheese? Rancid mayo? Long expired milk? Sun soaked dijon mustard?

    Thankfully, I will never have to know.
  11. BearTM

    BearTM Bustin' a move! Deceased Member

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    You will die a horrible, HORRIBLE death for putting these mental images into people's minds.
  12. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    :itsokay: Everyone knows you're harmless. They just indulge you when you start these threads...
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    evenflow Lofty Administrator

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    Flashlight has basically become Jupiter in 2010, his ass is spewing forth monoliths, and soon he will ignite into a second sun, which will bring light and life to Europa.
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  14. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Isn't this like being proud of winning the Special Olympics? :unsure:
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    evenflow Lofty Administrator

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    What do you have against the Special Olympics? Do you hate tards?

    Their life is hard enough without you making it worse. :jayzus:
  16. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    Nah, it's more like being proud of taking a dump on your grandmother's lap while . . . ok, I won't be cruel enough to make you picture what else is going on at the same time. Anyway, it's about like that.
  17. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

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    God obviously does. :bergman:
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    14thDoctor Oi

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    Aw... now I feel bad. :(
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  19. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Name coincidence? I think not. :bergman:
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  20. T'Bonz

    T'Bonz Romulan Troublemaker

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    *smiles*

    If and when I get published, it will be due to my own efforts and not to kissing anyone's ass. Furthermore, I am already an author, of five genealogy books (one is listed as out-of-print on Amazon) and by the end of next month, I'll have #6 off to the publisher (no, not a vanity press. I get royalties. Like many authors, I couldn't live on them, but they're welcome anyhow.)

    I don't always agree with garamet by the way. I think she shoots herself in the foot at times. We are, however, almost age-contemporaries and so we have that similarity, namely the occasional punk-ass kid who couldn't find his microdick with both hands taking the gratuitous shot at our ages.

    By the way, garamet will and has stated that we rarely talk privately. I'm not up her ass (nor the other way around.)

    My dear, in my better days, you wouldn't have had a chance. In these days, you have about the same chance. Snowball's chance in hell.

    Sorry, but I can't take anyone seriously who takes on the title of a sexbot. That screams "Virgin loser".

    Again, like with the other loser, your chances would be nil. No, he might have more of a chance than you. Because you commit the cardinal sin of being tedious. If a man is not intelligent, I have zero interest in him.
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  21. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    ^Do you get the impression that Wordforge should change its name to Trollkingdom Lite?
  22. T'Bonz

    T'Bonz Romulan Troublemaker

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    TK was mostly trolls in its heyday (I mean, before it got lame.) There were almost no "nice" people. WF does have plenty who are just regular folks.

    I wouldn't call it TK light. Apples and oranges.
  23. BearTM

    BearTM Bustin' a move! Deceased Member

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    If you have a problem with the people here, you're free to leave at any time. In fact, if you're resorting to calling us "Trollkingdom Lite", you may well find that departure encouraged.
  24. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    No, despite your efforts to make it that way. :lol:
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  25. Powaqqatsi

    Powaqqatsi Haters gonna hate.

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    I can say with full honesty that I only looked at that abomination one time, when it was sub-200 posts, and I never posted in it. Every time I see that thread title, the tapioca rises in my gullet.
  26. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    "May well find"? You need to adjust your tenses there, Chief.