Fuck that noise. The titty bar here charges 20 bucks at the door and then it's all the beer I can drink. Other drinks cost more, but bottles of Bud are free.
I love my bar. Time before last, Anne and I drank all night (6-7 beers for me, 5-6 double tall malibu diets for her), and guess what the bill came out to be? $4. Yep FOUR FUCKING DOLLARS. Every double tall is 12 regular priced. Needless to say, even with a $26 tip, I still made out like a bandit! Usually the bill is between 15-25 bucks depending. Thats the benefit of a) being a regular b) not being an asshole c) starting off with 20 buck tips for the first month or so, even when the bill was in the 50-70 range.
Last time I talked to a stripper, seems i recall she said something about the dancers kicking in some for the servers, but i could be wrong.
Being a stripper is sorta like being an alcoholic. Even if you stop drinking for good, you are still an alcoholic. That said, there's nothing wrong with being a stripper.
Man, I've seen those cheap bastards. I always tip like a madman, always have especially the waitstaff because frankly they seem a bit more alluring nine times out of ten. When I go to a mam joint, a glance at that stack on my table will disclose it's tens or better. It's the only way to make the best of it all IMHO.
I dunno. Most people dealing with jerks all day for low pay don't have the added benefit of being surrounded by naked women.
My local nude bar has a $5 dollar cover. You pay at the door. Then you can either sit at the bar, sit at one of the scattered tables, or sit right in front of the stage. And they serve alcohol. Have lots of ones... and if you want a private lap dance, you'd best have a ton of cash. 25 bucks per song. It's a really small joint but not too bad. Nothing like the fancy Vegas strip clubs. But I get liquor and full nudity... and I can literally walk to the place!
I've got some more words for her: Don't waste your fucking money going to a bar to drink. Use it for important stuff. Like paying for school so you don't have to be a low wage server in a nudie bar.
If I was a waitress at a titty bar, I'd probably drink too, to forget how badly I've fucked up my life.
Oh poo. A profession is not someone's life. If money is someone's life then they are fucked far worse than a titty bar waitress.
Assuming this is in response to EP's post. Ehh, some people just like to go to bars and hang out with friends. Get a drink for $2 and chat or play darts or whatever.
I'll have you know that when I wear boots and she is in flat shoes that I am quite a bit taller than her!
GOD DAMMIT, I'M NOT SHORT!!!! I'm damn near 6'1"!!! Unfortunately, she is just over 6'1" and so has me buy 1/2"
That whole thing was pretty ridiculous. Who would go to a titty bar with no alcohol and a 2 drink minimum? I'd rather just pay at the door than tip some fully clothed lesbian for bringing me something that I didn't want in the first place. I see two options for the poor, mistreated strip club waitress: 1. Go ahead an fulfill your destiny by taking off your top and maybe you can earn some real money like the rest of the girls. 2. Get a job at a real bar/restaurant where people actually come for the drinks. Otherwise, get out of the way and quit blocking the nudity.
