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  1. Dayton Kitchens

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    5-10 % actually.
     
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    Well sure, truckers are into rape fantasy and prey that can run faster than a guy who sits on his ass and eats/drinks nothing but burgers and bourbon is hardly convincing.
     
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    I love burgers and bourbon!
     
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    Dayton, on why all life is sacred.
     
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  5. Dayton Kitchens

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    Iran was at that time an avowed enemy of the United States.

    IIRC, in real life you kill your enemies Especially those like the Iranians who had committed acts of war against the United States.
     
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  6. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    So dumb...
     
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    Iran hasn't declared war on, or unlitaterally attacked, any country since before the 20th Century....

    ....unlike America.

    Point is, what delusional world must you live in where the actions of the US have always been wholesome, moral and totally without fault?
     
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    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    There's a reason the United States is the greatest country on Earth: We have God on our side. Because we're Christians. Case closed. :bergman:
     
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    Well, I'm inferior. What would I know? :shrug:
     
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    Dayton on E.T.s
     
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    What's the problem with that?
     
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    Because any exoplanet might hold a wealth of information for us to benefit from, and the assumption that the only way to deal with someone we disagree with is by wiping out the biome of a planet.
     
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    As long as there's no proto-matter used I say let it rip. You go on a galactic good will tour. We need breathing room!
     
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  14. Dayton Kitchens

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    I'm talking about eliminating elements of a biosphere that might be hostile to human life and thus an impediment to colonization.

    What is wrong with that? I assume it would take years and we would preserve samples of the original biosphere for research.

    Again. What is wrong with that?
     
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    If we somehow manage to develop the ability to travel from our solar system to another solar system, there's literally no reason for us to worry about "Earth-like" planets. The kind of energies involved in going FTL would enable us to terraform planets like Venus and Mars, or build Dyson spheres (which are vastly different than what's been presented in fiction), so there's no need for us to concern ourselves with Earth-like planets. At all.
     
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    And while we're on the subject....
    So, remember, any time Dayton uses the "GFY" button, he's declaring himself to have "Filthy character. Filthy life. Filthy person." :D
     
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  17. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    A bit of factual trivia... the cut away diagram of the Dyson sphere, I made it years ago. Click on the image to see who created it. :async: And if you do a Google image search or Tineye image search on it, it comes up on dozens of websites, if you search further variations of it, which you can tell used my original also show up on dozens of other websites.

    Google image search results.
    Tineye results.
    Other variations.


    Should of copyrighted the fucker when I made it. :brood:
     
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    Well shit... I started clicking through a lot of the Google images, and it appears on dozens and dozens of sites, either the original or edited versions which you can tell used my original for it. The sites are anywhere from blogs to government sites even some scientific/technology sites.

    Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck, I could of made.... ummmm dozens/hundreds of dollars?
     
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    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Is it time to rename the thread, Ed's Greatest Fuck-ups?
     
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    It's called genocide, Hitler.
     
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    I think Tirdrun needs a greatest hits thread.
     
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    It would be TLDR.
     
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  23. Dayton Kitchens

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  25. Dayton Kitchens

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    Are you seriously suggesting "genocide" is meant to refer to eradicating plants, bacteria, and simple animal life?

    You are being foolish beyond belief.
     
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    Shut up fake Christian.
     
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    Oh that's rich. From someone who doesn't know the definition of "genocide".
     
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    Wiping out the ecosystem of an entire planet to suit ourselves is something worse than genocide.
     
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    While you're right in the sense that the definition of genocide relates to humans, the central theme is mass killing. Remember that you did not distinguish between life and intelligent life, therefore one must conclude that since you referred to an eco-system, which would inevitably include all life on said planet, you would wipe out anything you deemed hostile, including intelligent life.

    Since there has yet to be a word invented for mass killing of aliens, @Faceman's use of genocide is the next best thing, and the spirit of what you are proposing is the same.
     
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    Xenocide?
     
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