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  1. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Okay.

    Then why shouldn't women serve in the Army..or any other military branch for that matter?
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  2. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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  3. Dayton Kitchens

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  4. Dayton Kitchens

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    Various reasons.

    The average female has much less muscle mass than the average male.
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  5. Tamar Garish

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    The average female is unlikely to want to join the military, either.

    It really is the fact that women carry the babies, isn't it? Because one man can impregnate as many women as they allow and he can keep up with and the average woman can only have so many babies and a strong country means a strong population.

    You might as well be honest about it. There are few logical reasons for barring women from service.
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  6. Dayton Kitchens

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    In the long run that is a factor if you are engaged in a serious war and not one where a country with 300,000,000 people and 2,000,000 in its military lose a comparatively tiny number of less than 1,000 a year.

    But beyond that I do not think women (again on average, there are exceptions) are naturally as aggressive than men.
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  7. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Cuz you slapped one?
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  8. El Chup

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    So? Having seen a recent picture of you I see an overweight and unhealthy man. I dare say that there are a great deal of women out there your age who are fitter, healthier, more athletic and stronger than you are, to say nothing of being more intelligent and skilled. But because you have the greater muscle mass that makes you a better candidate for service, eh?

    I wonder, do you see women as a threat?
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  9. El Chup

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    Yup. Guys hit first after all, don't they?
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  10. Dayton Kitchens

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    I am not in the military. So your comments are completely irrelevant. Being diabetic alone IIRC would keep me out of the military regardless.

    In most combat situations (as my dad who served over a year in intense combat in Korea told me) the person who shoots first has a considerably better chance of surviving the war.
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  11. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    How convenient. So what is the relevant level of fitness for a man that is acceptable? Or is it just down to muscle mass?
    You really are like the kid in school who walks around with the"kick me" sign on his back. :jayzus:

    Always oblivious. :jayzus:
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  12. Tuckerfan

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    Well, to be fair, his dad did spend most of his tour in a Korean brothel. :ramen:
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  13. Clyde

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    Who are you asking?
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    El Chup Agrees![/QUOTE]Mixed signals bub, did you mean to disagree?

    :D
  15. Clyde

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    Oh and Anna, no, just no. For your own sake, think for yourself.
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    If someone had told me five years ago that Clyde would evolve from an amusingly subtle troll to the blunt and awkward instrument he is now, I would not have believed a word of it. :clyde:
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  17. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Wow, you must be desperate if you're pulling up that tired meme out of your ass. :lol:
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  18. Clyde

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    It's almost getting to the point where I feel embarrassed for you.

    I can only hope you find comfort in RickDeckard's and El Chup's support.

    :)
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    Two things -

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  21. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    says a guy who's been getting props from Dayton and Poodle...
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  22. Clyde

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    :bump:
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  24. Clyde

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    It was a DST to begin with, changing the topic to "gul and Ancalagon show their ass" is a welcome improvement. :)



    Sorry RickDeckard, your participation is never an improvement.
  25. El Chup

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    Why is Clyde 2.0 so desperate to make this thread about him? Dayton is far more amusing.
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  26. Clyde

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    Hey Chu! :waving:
  27. Clyde

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    Here is another post for the rep warriors!
  28. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    I'm gonna go with for adding to the entertainment value.

    I move to change the name of the red room to the flame pit.
  29. gul

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    He craves attention. He should probably talk to a shrink.
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  30. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Seriously, even if this thread's a DST thread, it was infinitely better before it got threadjacked.
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