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  1. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    The former was in 2009 to a group of fellow secondary social studies teachers.

    The latter was in 2015 by the "Design Coach" (who was actually an English teacher).
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Clearly you should have told them all that Arkansas has no real standards for being a teacher and that they really should not be casting any insults your way considering a mail order bachelor's and some multiple guess exams are all you need to be a teacher in Arkansas. I guess that university of Phoenix bachelor's is pretty big when you get into the midwest. Perhaps if I am ever really desperate I will head to Arkansas and be the smartest teacher in the whole fucking state. I will change my name to not sure and they will probably make me Secretary of state for their ass backwards realm.
  3. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    I've heard that the University of Phoenix is actually a pretty expensive way to go about obtaining a degree. Of course I wouldn't know about how much college costs as I had a full academic scholarship for two of my three years in college.
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Yeah, it is pretty easy to get college paid for here in the US before the costs skyrocketed, or if you are going to a state school. I cannot imagine there was much in state competition in Arkansas. Clearly they don't worry much about their high school education. You have to lower your standards when you employ teachers with no major in the subject they are teaching.
  5. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Well I graduated third in my graduating class though I will freely admit we had only 44 in the class. But my main thing for getting my scholarship was getting an ACT score of 26.
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    That is very nice,but those tests are easy peasy. When I was in high school I took as many of the tests as they gave for amusement. I like taking tests, so your scores won't do much to impress me as I do quite well when tested in such manner. That does not mean a fucking thing because most idiots can memorize enough to score high. You are quite sure of yourself. I am not sure why that is so considering how often you have been owned around here. I cannot imagine you do too much better elsewhere, but we are going to find out, aren't we?
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    ohdeve the obvious dual FUCK YO GRAPES!

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    I just applied for a scholarship. I probably won't get it because I'm super dumb. Plus it has nothing to do with academic performance.
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    NotDayton Kitchens Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    One day Tererun. One fine day.
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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  10. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Of course back when I took the ACT (in 1984) you were not allowed to use calculators. It is my understanding they allow that since the mid 1990s.

    Just because many people disagree with you in no way means you are being "owned". Most of the dislike people have for me here goes back to the TrekBBS, My Diary thread, and a couple of other issues that long predate you. I can list them if you wish.
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    Please do list them. :cartman:
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  12. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    It will hopefully be a long time until you get me again, but good shot last time.
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Dude, you are the village idiot, but please do go on. Oh, and I did not use calculators because they slowed me down. It was much quicker to do it myself. I never was really fast with the fingers except when shooting a tippmann. For some reason they fit my hand muscle rhythm perfectly.

    I do not need you to list anything. We are just getting started in our little waltz.
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    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    What's a "tippmann"?
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Paintball gun manufacturer
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    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Didn't know you were in to paintball. I always wanted to try it. I've tried laser tag but it wasn't that great.
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    ohdeve the obvious dual FUCK YO GRAPES!

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    I know @Tererun is into paintball and I've been here for like a month.
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Why do you play dumb when you just naturally are? I am quite sure you have heard all of that before. Is that your big defense? Whenever you are caught in a tight spot you just say you never knew any information?
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    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    If you had been around longer or spoke with some members here (garamet perhaps but there are others) you would find I care very little about the other members here. At least not enough to remember distinctions between then or facts about their lives. I used to confuse tuckerfan and shooter all the time. As well as ed629 and El Chup. I can only distinguish El Chup because I have an off board connection with him and garamet is somewhat of a friend with my daughter now (established when I was in the hospital in 2016) and of course garamet being a science fiction (and Star Trek) author of note.

    Likewise I can remember Dinner because he for awhile seems to have gone overboard with the anti Muslim thing. I remember Anna these days because she is a woman, African American and used to be in the U.S. Navy. And she seems to find racism wherever she looks so parts of her posting style is distinctive. Alphaman I seem to remember because IIRC he is a current or former TrekBBS moderator which of course is the precursor to Wordforge. I remember Forbin because he creates starship designs at his own website that I've found to very imaginative and interesting.

    To be honest I tend to remember more about members here who have replied to My Diary thread in the Blue Room.
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Yes, that is because your brain is a mass of ganglion with very large synapses. In terms which you can understand with your business administration bachelor's degree, it is because your head is full of fuck pie. It is not that you don't pay attention, it is that you are incapable of absorbing information because you are a dummy.
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    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Are you certain your terminology is correct? Because I think that could be taken as a fairly substantial compliment.
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Yup, I am pretty sure.
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  24. ohdeve the obvious dual

    ohdeve the obvious dual FUCK YO GRAPES!

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    Hey, cotton plantations were really nice. At least for the white people.
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    Awesome Possum Liberal Queen of TNZ

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    The 1950s were a great time for white guys. Everyone else was fucked, but they had a blast. That’s probably why they think of it as the “good ole days”. Good thing they’ll all be dead soon.
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    ohdeve the obvious dual FUCK YO GRAPES!

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    Written by a teacher no less.
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    In Dayton's defense, at least he wants to spend money on a group of people who are all better than him.

    Though he does cease caring once they're no longer toting arms.
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  29. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Very little federal education funding is for high school and lower education. Most funding for that comes from the states and local school districts.
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    Would you like to see that money diverted to the military too?
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