Kirk is not boring. He's fun...when I get bored doing Web design or writing some assignment I owe someone, it's like having one of those inflatable clowns we used to have when we were kids. Ceptin' of course, Kirky is more of an ass. Which makes him -- wait for it -- an assclown. It's good that Kirky can take a break from cleaning toilets or bagging groceries or whatever he does for a job and join us.
That's the answer then. I've never liked clowns myself. "IT" didn't tell me anything I didn't already know.
My dear, that was an oblique insult (note the two with which he did not disagree.) I got it right away. That's why I laughed. It was nicely done.
Hey asshole, you still making your wife drive a piece of shit 89 Honda Accord? Or did you finally become a man and purchase her something new?
No, I don't have a wife. But, I do have a fat bitch named phantomofthenet. Nice fat ass, pudgy fingers and is really good at scraping dog shit up off of the grass by hand.
Well, Garamet told me that when you two met in real life that you were polite and well mannered. So, if she lied about you being polite and well mannered....
