deflowering of anna.

discusss.

*sigh*

Yeah. That was funny.

I'm all wound up for some reason.

White House interns agree!

There's different kinds of virginity, as David Darby once said.

*Puts on suit of armor, with pee-pee sticking through*

Alright, let's get this over with.
I'm going in, if I'm not back in 40 minutes, then I'm probably dead, so burn my journals before my family gets nosey.

Yous taip gude.

And your video collection, hard drive, and mattress?

Natch.

Burn the mattress!

... I assume that means yes.

*clicks the sparker near a blowtorch*

I"m offended by this thread.

Changes the title, please.











And in case there's any question of whether that was sarcastic or not, yes, it was.

Nope, you're just trying to make everybody happy. You've been violated and must do everything in your power to make the male-oppressors PAY!!!

^
kill teh Baba, he's objectifying me!!!

I do seem to remember she posted that she sucked some guy's cock.

No, never did that.

corrected for reality

This thread is worthless without pics.

I still say Diacanu and Anna should lose their virginity to each other. It would be the Oh God that was heard around the world.

Now here is where I defend Anna.

Diacanu is the weird dude in The Goonies. Anna is just a nice quiet girl from California who has drifted away from her true roots.

But still i have hopes she will find a nice guy. NOT DIACANU!!!

SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!!!!!!

BAN HIM!!!!!