DNA Proves Ed629 Fathered A Child With His Mattress.

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  1. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Wonder if he removed the tag first.........
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  2. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Now, this one was creative. Hats off to Dayton. :lol:
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  4. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    When she first showed him the test results, he was scared sheetless.
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  5. Kommander

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    Wait... mattresses can get pregnant? Like, from humans?

    I need to be much, much more careful in the future.
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  7. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Well lookie here.
    <link removed -J.>

    I'm getting better at online research.
  8. Stallion

    Stallion Team Euro!

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    Indeed, but i thought you like to play by the rules? Looks like you have just posted, or linked too at least, off board information including a picture, without permission.
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  9. Amaris

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    @ed629 did not give you permission to post his personal information in the Red Room, neither did he share that information with anyone in the Red Room. Warning for posting personal information in the RR without permission.
  10. Stallion

    Stallion Team Euro!

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    I dont keep up with what rule infractions earn you what punishments but is a warning standard for that behaviour? Seems very weak. If it was up to me it would be a ban (regardless if it was Dayton or anyone else).

    A warning isnt much of a disincentive and to be honest makes me consider whether i want to post here at all.
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  11. Amaris

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    The warning is only until the guys upstairs decide on what to do. I'm just the guy that makes things go.
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  12. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Could be, but you're still one stupid fuck. How's that warning feeling dipshit?
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  13. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    He's probably going to get a short vacation, but to be clear, what he posted did not actually reveal much if any personal information. It was a link to a profile page at another TrekBBS derivative site, regarding anonamyzed information about a poster with the same name. The greater infraction was that the page also had a picture, but to be honest, I think Ed has posted the same here, too.
  14. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    I had no idea if it was actually Ed629 until the above responses confirmed it.
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    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    You probably should error on the side of caution when it comes to personal info. You know this, man.
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  16. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Nope. Never posted that here.
  17. Stallion

    Stallion Team Euro!

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    Prove it!

    But seriously, that reads a bit creepy that you are trying to trap posters into something.

    Even more seriously, if you start revealing posters personal details you should expect some kind of a reaction. Given your whole life is documented and traceable, it doesnt seem wise to me. Im not threatening you here, you havent done shit to me, im just saying if you play with fire......
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    What Stallion said.

    Good God, do you not think of consequences before you do shit like this? You don't see how crying about the info Chad posted barely two weeks ago while posting something that is potentially far more revealing makes you a petty, hypocritical twat?
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  19. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

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    Can someone explain the initial joke?
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  20. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Yeah, there's a guy named Poodle, whose parents didn't sign the sex ed permission slip.
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    I don't get it. Is this a reference to another thread?
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  23. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Oh I see. Good show, Dayton.
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    So what was Dayton's punishment?
  25. The Original Faceman

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    Continuing his miserable existence.
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  26. Captain X

    Captain X Responsible cookie control

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    Dayton, you are a tard. People have defended you when it came to others internet stalking you and then you turn around and do the same damn thing. Do you want to end up like Castle?
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  27. Dayton Kitchens

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    Thank you. And people defending me has done me absolutely no good. As for those people defending me supposedly, I get lambasted for supposedly putting personal information online as much or more than I actually get "defended".

    For some reason, if you put personal information out there, you have no right to defend yourself or expect others to show any bit of discretion.

    I'm simply naive I guess. I thought I was dealing with "adults" online. No prepubescent retards.
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  28. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    Takes one to know one. :ramen:
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    Entirely due to your own stupidity. :garamet:

    Because it was stupid of you to put the information out there like you did, even if it is reprehensible for others to take advantage of this. Which in no way excuses digging up their info and posting it here. Hell, I laid into El Chup for just repeating info when he wasn't even the one to go looking for it.
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  30. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    After 12 years, that's putting it lightly. FFS, you've been here since the goddamned beginning when Tamar made personal info trolling into an art form.

    The best way to stop your business from getting passed around is to not put it out there at all, because no one can unlearn knowledge. :marathon:
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